A list of puns related to "Escalade"
As we're driving, he complains about how dirty my mom's old Escalade's windshield is and he can barely see through. I try to be a smart ass.
Me: Maybe it's the cataracts.
Dad: We're in a Cataract Escalade.
We all got a giggle.
How do you make an Escalade?
Two cups of water, two tablespoons of sugar, and one freshly squeezed escal.
Your Mercedes bends
I told her I didn’t want to hear her Saab story.
Thank God the situation didn't Escalade any further!
I was running late to my kid's soccer game, so I started to jog. Then I borrowed my brother's bicycle, but I still wasn't going fast enough. So I smashed the window of a fancy SUV, hot-wired it, and slammed down on the gas pedal. Well, that Escaladed quickly.
Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"
Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.
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