I tried to show my kids the Jimmy Hoffa website, but kept getting a malformed HTML exception.

No <Body>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denzien
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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Researchers Say King Tut Was Exceptional At At The Trumpet

But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootin’ Common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robhocker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Knew an bird watcher who lived so long he saw every bird except one. On his deathbed he was asked if he thought he used his time well

He said he had no Egretes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one

It was our last resort...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOU8LEJ480
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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One of my friends told me he was opening a clothing store that sold everything except for hats.

I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MostWheatyOne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I’m in great shape except for my pudgy midsection.

It’s my core weakness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...

Is not my strong suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingnottoofast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.

It got old quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shy_Gal_Skye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.

Immanuel Kan't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supah_Cole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I went to cake shop and all the cakes were Β£1 except one which was Β£3...

I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambo2016
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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It was around Christmas and I had bought gifts for everyone except my parents.

I had no idea what to get them. But after a long brainstorming I finally decided to get the a new fridge.

It's was actually so satisfying to see their faces lit up as they opened it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Except when he's with a gun.....then he'd be gunning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattloKei
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.

I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmHere420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalbergTheKing
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My wife’s body is perfect in every way except that she wears glasses.

It’s okay though. I’m willing to look past that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultraguardrail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I named my dog Achilles.

He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Due to Covid-19 we're experiencing an exceptionally high call volume...

... please hold while we turn our phones down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimfro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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When I die my wish is to be cremated except for my funny bone

That way my humerus with my family forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fairlybludgeoned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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They say I before E except after C.

WEIRD rule, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColaNaught
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Loosing weight is a peice of cake!

Just don’t pick it up

Edit: piece I before E except after c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowry0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.

Unless they teach science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freerider020
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.

Except Togo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decaknight9000
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.

My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsaSnap
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I used to have a calendar that was normal except September 11 was made of sandpaper.

That was a rough day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,

"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.

He died recently surrounded by his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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You can say 'hi' to everyone on a plane except one...

Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Ran into Rick Astley. He gave me his entire Pixar collection, except one of them.

He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

  • Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.

  • Anybody can nominate.

  • One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.

Prizes:

1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.

Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

All the best!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"

I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedankgoalie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why do you never see a Rhinoceros hiding in a tree?

Because they are exceptionally good at it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fo_eyed_dog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I before E except after C doesn't always apply...

isn't that wEIrd

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his movies except for one...

He’s never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StellarLime911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Typical_Blueberry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Did you know Rick Astley was a huge Pixar fan? He will lend you any movie except one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomghi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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