but graphing is where I draw the line
Cum on guys
Take away the s.
I heard the Characters suck a lot
There's nothing there to bring them down
That makes 2 really odd.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
"In stinked"
Put an Ice Cube in it.
I said :- I am not kidding you
It's just boring.
Neither had ever taken the otherβs picture.
y-o-u-r n-a-m-e
Well, addition is a big plus
(Credit to my 9 year old sister)
No shit, Sherlock.
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
"A person always wins!"
I guess he urned it.
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. Youβll see why)
But I pulled it off.
Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.
He had troubleshooting
My dad doesn't like her.
I had in-cider information.
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
I find that odd !!
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
In the dadabase
Let that sink in.
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
It's the eye roll
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits β all from late twentieth-century Terra β on a training study of Carterβs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
βLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedβ, exclaimed one student. βEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?β
βA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyβ, said Feghoot. βLet us walk that way while I explain.β As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterβs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
βI seeβ, said the student. βItβs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.β
βThatβs right,β Feghoot went on smoothly. βYou just hit the road jack and donβt come back no mo.β
His students registered dismay and anguish.
βIsnβt that right, old-timer?,β Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
βAhm afraid not, suhβ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. βOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itβs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
βSo you see,β he finished, eyes twinkling, βMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.β
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. βAnd heβ, he said, turning to his students, βis clearly the gradi
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