A list of puns related to "Get Evens"
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Because all that's left is WTF.
Now Iām just dating myself
I always go off on a tangent.
He must be pretending.
Stupid Subway
"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"
"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."
It was those long distance shots
Sometimes you just have to read between felines
I showed my dad /r/dadjokes the other day and today when I saw him he ran over to me and could barely contain himself: Dad: Hey I told a joke today that made me think of you Me: Yeah? Dad: I had an orange on my desk and the person I was on the phone with was talking about something dangerous and I said "Orange you worried!"
The other guy couldn't even see the orange....
Told my dad I was having trouble finding the right girl. He just smiled and said, "It's all just a myth man, I found your mother on my left."
that's what I call poetic injustice.
My Fiance and I are getting into the elevator at a hotel we were staying at. We get in and the elevator was large and had blankets on the wall. Her: Weird, I think this is a freight elevator. Me: Freight so...
...at least she made a prophet.
My kids wanted to camp in the back yard. My wife set the tent up while I was at work and expected me to sleep outside with them. I had to work the next morning. My wife was going to camp with them instead.
For reference, I call my daughter my princess and me and my wife have a queen size bed.
Daughter:(trying to talk me into camping with them)If you don't sleep outside you won't get to snuggle with your princess! Me: it's ok, I'll have a queen all to myself. Wife:groan
I was talking on the phone with my parents and i was discussing my upcoming birthday. as soon as i mentioned this, i accidentally hung up on them. when i called back, my dad said that he continued the conversation with "so what do you want for your birthday" and upon hearing nothing from me because I had hung up he replied "good because thats exactly what we got you".
very funny dad
Why did the farmer start wearing ear plugs?
He was tired of Hall'n Oats
Girlfriend: Hey look this company is looking for a big data intern Me: Well fine, but I'm not very big Girlfriend: -______-
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