Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.

If it’s a success, his next one will be about Kent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?

Peta Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IfuM52
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I asked if it was ethical to talk about brains

They told me it was a gray area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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How do ethics professors greet each other?

What's good?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puncakes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What do you get when you cross a cat with an octopus?

A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sikkerhet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Don't you love the work ethic of footballers?

They're always on the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My ethics professor Dad-joked our class today

We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:

"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brain13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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With all of this gene modification I feel like we should be having the talk about

Gene-β€œethics”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zalot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Idea for a TV show: a show about a bunch of lower class South East English people trying to do the right thing

I call it The Only Way is Ethics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamverymature69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My vegetarian daughter asked me how I still can eat anything from KFC after all she's told me about it.

I made it clear to her that it indeed was an ethical dilemma for me to hen dle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welt-scherz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Yesterday I witnesseded a very odd behaviour of a shark, it just swam beside other fish without any intention to harm it

I think it followed ocean's ethical cod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oded_Gendelman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

'elephino!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero2dash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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Chicken pot noodles are vegan? If they died when we learned their flavour,

are these noodles ethically sauced?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyCorp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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My wife just told me she's worried about a friend whose daughter is getting surgery for her lazy eye.

I said "Yeah, fortunately our kids' eyes have strong work ethics."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peenoid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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Got dadjoked about my midterm topic

Dad: What's your midterm about?

Me: The ethics of euthanasia.

Dad: What about the old people in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamWrights
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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Got my job trainer while learning the ropes.

Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.

"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falkynbird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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When we have a kid I want to make Asian baby food!

Me: Well, that seem unethical.

Wife: Because it's healthy?

Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.

Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.

Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monopanda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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