A list of puns related to "Ethically"
If itβs a success, his next one will be about Kent.
Peta Parker
They told me it was a gray area.
What's good?
A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
They're always on the ball.
We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:
"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."
Gene-βethicsβ
I call it The Only Way is Ethics
I made it clear to her that it indeed was an ethical dilemma for me to hen dle.
I think it followed ocean's ethical cod.
'elephino!
are these noodles ethically sauced?
I said "Yeah, fortunately our kids' eyes have strong work ethics."
Dad: What's your midterm about?
Me: The ethics of euthanasia.
Dad: What about the old people in Asia.
Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.
"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."
Me: Well, that seem unethical.
Wife: Because it's healthy?
Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.
Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.
Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.
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