Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
My car had check engine light on...
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I wouldn't let my newborn work on my Ferrari's engine
He doesn't have fine motor skills
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
What do you call an Engine that stopped working?
Eng-out
**because engine sounds like Eng-in**
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
I rented a car with a wooden engine today.
I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.
How do car engines have sex?
They suck squeeze bang blow
My mechanic tells me my engine keeps stalling because of excess friction.
Now I know I'm getting some wear.
I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if he’s a good conductor.
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
What did one train engine say to the other that scared him?
I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when it bites it's fingernails?
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
My son used to be COMPLETELY addicted to Thomas the Tank Engine - but it’s no longer a problem because
What search engine do the minions use?
Why are fire engines red?
Because they are always Russian.
One of my 65-year-old dad’s favorite jokes.
I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
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What's the best time of day to wash your engine?
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
What’s the difference between an engine and my girlfriend?
An engine can suck, squeeze, bang, blow, but my girlfriend can’t as she doesn’t exist.
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ
THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU
My dad cleaned out his car engine with sanitiser and disinfectant...
He wanted to be soaper sure it had a clean start.
Why did the engine have claustrophobia?
There wasn't much vroom to maneuver
Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What happened to the wooden car with wooden seat, wooden keys, and a wooden engine?
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