Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...

He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCVeteran69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Some punk just spray-painted the word β€œwrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.

That’s wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Any dog, because building can’t jump.

(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jibjabblack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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A recently discovered type of kangaroo can jump higher than the empire state building... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...

that would be real bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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To break the ice on a date I said β€œDid you know the Empire State has 102 stories?”

She said alright make em quick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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An optimist jumps from the Empire State building midway someone asks..

How are you doing? Optimist: so far so good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msaniifu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who jumped off of the Empire State Building and fell through a manhole? (X-Post /r/meanjokes)

He commited sewercide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HybridSpacePanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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my pun please enjoy it

If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...

The Empire strikes back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miloszonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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The criminal charge

A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.

So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?

Making an obscene clone fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Dadjoked by my entomology professor today

In class he was talking about the importance of hands-on, empirical research and says "I was reading your bios and realized you all are from Missouri". Everyone looked around because no one in the class was from Mizzou. He then developed a shit-eating grin and yelled "The show-me state! Missouri is the show-me state!"...ughhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_bearss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robitsarecool
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?

Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoerd019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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A physicist sees a yound men who wants to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells: β€œDon't jump! You have so much potential!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunorVoHarden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CdotBigz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticEevee2947
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.

"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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