Empire State Puns

Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!

He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”

That’s wrong on so many levels.

Any dog, because building can’t jump.

(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)

that would be real bizarre.

She said alright make em quick

How are you doing? Optimist: so far so good

He commited sewercide

If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...

The Empire strikes back

A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.

So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?

Making an obscene clone fall.

In class he was talking about the importance of hands-on, empirical research and says "I was reading your bios and realized you all are from Missouri". Everyone looked around because no one in the class was from Mizzou. He then developed a shit-eating grin and yelled "The show-me state! Missouri is the show-me state!"...ughhh

They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!

Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

He yells: “Don't jump! You have so much potential!”

Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"