What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo

The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobody492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...

He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCVeteran69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Some punk just spray-painted the word β€œwrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.

That’s wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Any dog, because building can’t jump.

(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jibjabblack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...

that would be real bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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A recently discovered type of kangaroo can jump higher than the empire state building... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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To break the ice on a date I said β€œDid you know the Empire State has 102 stories?”

She said alright make em quick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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An optimist jumps from the Empire State building midway someone asks..

How are you doing? Optimist: so far so good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msaniifu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who jumped off of the Empire State Building and fell through a manhole? (X-Post /r/meanjokes)

He commited sewercide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HybridSpacePanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.

Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robitsarecool
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?

Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoerd019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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A physicist sees a yound men who wants to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells: β€œDon't jump! You have so much potential!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunorVoHarden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.

"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CdotBigz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticEevee2947
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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