What does Eminem and Tutankhamun’s embalmer have in common?

They are both tight rappers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cauterberri
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process

It was on Tombler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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There was this shop in my hometown located where two streets met, they sold things like embalming tools and other specialty tools for working on dead bodies. This store was also known as....

The Coroner Store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnJukes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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They call me "The Pharoh" in bed...

...Because I turned my lady into a mummy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cblaskin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam...

It was a no brainer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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Proud of myself for this one...

A relative was telling a story about a friend that she knew who was allergic to formaldehyde. My wife asked what would happen when the person died..then quickly added "I guess it wouldn't matter then..." And I said "but when they embalm her and put her in the casket will she break out?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmmccann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2016
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