Embalming Puns

A list of puns related to "Embalming"

I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process

It was on Tombler.

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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There was this shop in my hometown located where two streets met, they sold things like embalming tools and other specialty tools for working on dead bodies. This store was also known as....

The Coroner Store

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👤︎ u/JohnJukes
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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What does Eminem and Tutankhamun’s embalmer have in common?

They are both tight rappers.

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👤︎ u/Cauterberri
📅︎ May 28 2020
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They call me "The Pharoh" in bed...

...Because I turned my lady into a mummy!

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👤︎ u/cblaskin
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Proud of myself for this one...

A relative was telling a story about a friend that she knew who was allergic to formaldehyde. My wife asked what would happen when the person died..then quickly added "I guess it wouldn't matter then..." And I said "but when they embalm her and put her in the casket will she break out?"

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👤︎ u/jmmccann
📅︎ Mar 23 2016
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