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There have been rumors of a possible expansion, so let’s imagine it does happen, but the NBA decides to only add one new team to the league (sorry Vegas), bringing back the beloved Seattle Supersonics. The Sonics are back babbyyyyyyyy!

Now the Sonics need to build their team from ground up, starting with the expansion draft, and following it with signing players in the off-season.

Here are some simplified terms of the expansion draft:

1. All 30 NBA teams will have the right to protect 8 players on their roster. Anyone on the current roster is protectable, including restricted free agents. If a restricted free agent is left unprotected by his former team, he is available for selection by the Supersonics, who would then hold his Bird Rights for the up-coming off-season. Teams will typically have 4-7 players unprotected. Unrestricted free agents can neither be protected from nor selected in the expansion draft -- they are essentially ignored.
   Players who are likely to be left unprotected by their former teams include aging, overpaid veterans, unproven bench players, players who do not fit in financially with their team, or who disrupt team chemistry.
2. The Sonics may only select 1 player per team.
3. The Sonics must work within 2/3 of the normal rules of the NBA salary cap, so there will be salary-related restrictions which apply to the team's selections. The team’s salary cap for the 2022-2023 season will only be 2/3 of the league cap (112.414 million), meaning 74.93 million. The minimum team salary is also 2/3 of the leagues' minimum team salary (101.173 million), meaning 67.449 million.
   The expansion draft occurs after the conclusion of the 2022 NBA Finals, but prior to the 2022 NBA Draft. The Sonics do not participate in the lottery, but automatically get the 5th and the 35th pick of the draft.
4. There are no restrictions on player positions during the draft.
5. The Sonics must select at least 14 players.
6. Here is a list of the players that each NBA team are, in my opinion, likely to protect, and a list of those who may be left unprotected (not all players are listed, but most of them, and all that have any chance of being drafted by an expansion team):

Atlanta Hawks:

Protected:

1. Trae Young
2. John Collins
3. Clint Capela
4. Kevin Huerter
5. De’Andre Hunter
6. Onyeka Okongwu
7. Bogdan Bogdanovic
8. Cam Reddish

Unprotected (Salary this year, Years left on the contract)

1. Jalen Johnson (2.6 million, 3 years)

3 straight really good nights, let's continue to keep it rolling! As always, the video is unlisted so no need to like or sub. And if you ever feel like my stuff has made you a better player then I will leave my paypal below!

paypal - tory.langley@yahoocom (can't leave a dot between yahoo and com for auto mod reasons)

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Edit: forgot to clarify in the video, LOVE kevin love if ONLY allen is out

Edit: I will not be around for the early slate. I will only be available for the main slate

Edit: guys, no more posting your full lineups. Most of the time when someone does I never really give feedback I just say it looks “x” 99% of the questions asked are for swaps or 1v1s or 2v2s etc… let’s keep it to just that. Anything goes as long as it’s not your full lineup. I will still be giving out a core of 4 as this is completely within TOS. I don’t want any of you getting banned for asking for advice on a full lineup.

Edit: jimmy and lowry in, huge downgrade to everyone. i still like yurtseven but i am probably off the value. lowry himself is fine!

Edit: edwards in, i like him a lot if hes not limited. downgrade to mcdaniels

Edit: Allen probable, love is probably out of play for me

Edit: reggie jackson will play. he is over priced. also a downgrade to the main 3 LAC guys.

Edit: all of you asking me about birch. I don't trust TOR with how many bigs they have available

Edit: current core, toppin, ibaka, dereck white, lebron

Edit: SGA in, im off ty jerome

Edit: wiggins and watson are both starting for OKC. they are playable for value

Edit: with reggie in im probably off winslow and coffey

Edit: i think yurtseven and martin are still viable fair values

Edit: nwaba starting. playable for value but tate is still there

Edit: toppin starting. hes a must

Edit: allen in and starting. im off love

Edit: ingles out, i think gay looks like a really solid option

Edit: with kemba now out, i think quickley looks great

Edit: mcbride starting over quickley. i like him. quickley isn't a must now

Edit: guys, quickley still looks really good. i just wouldn't be suprised if he only plays 20 minutes

Edit: forrest starting for conley. i still think gay is decent value

Edit: no night or SD tonight for me boys

Edit: not playing night but ill give a core, lebron, reid, gay, dame

Edit: told yall. thibs is a fucking troll.

This post examines eight major Thanksgiving myths, covering these topics.

1. The secular festival myth.
2. The 1623 Thanksgiving myth.
3. The free market capitalism myth.
4. The starving Pilgrims myth.
5. The smallpox death celebration myth.
6. The theologically motivated Wampanoags myth.
7. The Pequot massacre celebration myth.
8. The cannibalism & grave robbing myth.

If you're more interested in watching a video, you can view this same content here.

The only two colonial primary sources of the event, written by Edward Winslow and William Bradford, were lost during the eighteenth century, which contributed to the historical obscurity of the event, and its lack of cultural recognition outside the New England states. I will be drawing on these two primary sources throughout this post, as well as on mainstream scholarly commentary.

The secular festival myth

One common belief is that the 1621 meal was not actually a Christian thanksgiving to God, but was actually a simple meal with which the Pilgrims thanked the local Wampanoag people for helping survive. [1] From a slightly different perspective their 2001 book The Times of Their Lives: Life, Love, and Death in Plymouth Colony, James and Patricia Deetz similarly make the claim that since the Winslow account of the 1621 meal “makes no mention of thanks”, it is “not close enough for us to see the event as the “first Thanksgiving”. [2] Instead, they characterize it as an English harvest festival, of no religious significance.

Historian Jeremy Bangs, who has specialized in the study of the Pilgrims, takes issue with this conclusion, considering it badly founded on insufficient evidence. [3] He points out that even if it was a harvest festival, such occasion were certainly not secular, and were accompanied by prayers. He notes that the Book of Common Prayer the Pilgrims would have taken them from England, actually contains a prayer specifically for a harvest thanksgiving. [4]

Additionally, Bangs observes that Winslow’s thanksgiving account “includes biblical phrases referring to texts whose completion includes thanksgiving”, which would certainly have been known by the other members of the community, and recognized as part of the meal’s fundamentally religious character. [5]

Bangs concludes by writing “We think the Pilgrims should have thanked the Indians”, before adding that it is “still inaccurate to bend the evidence to suggest that the P

Hey everyone!

My name is Donald Soles, and I'm a Ph.D. student in the philosophy department. In Spring of 2022, I will be a teaching assistant in Eden Lin's 'Engineering Ethics' class, and there's a possibility that in the summer of 2022, I will be teaching the class myself (if enough people enroll). Since you probably don't know anything about me, and since many people check this reddit for information about newer instructors, I thought I'd just take some time to tell you about myself so I'm not just a name on Buckeyelink. (I am really hoping that Buckeyelink won't display my middle name, which is Elwood. Oops, I just told you what it was.)

First, I have a law degree from Regent University, and I passed the bar in Virginia when I was 23. Personally, I found legal studies to be uninteresting, so I was fortunate enough to study philosophy at Texas Tech, where I earned an MA in philosophy. I came to Ohio State in 2019, and now I'm mainly interested in epistemology (particularly norms governing inquiry). I've enjoyed my time at Ohio State a lot, and I have greatly benefitted from working with my advisor.

I have a lot of hobbies. For example, I have been learning Russian for a couple of years now. I'm at a point where I still have a hard time reacting in real-time to conversation, but I find that I can read about 80% of the posts I find on the internet. Hopefully, I'll continue to improve with practice. Second, I really enjoy tasting and brewing pourover coffee. Some of my favorite roasters are Red Rooster, Brandywine, Coava, Black & White, and Onyx. My favorite brewing-method is the Hario v60. I also enjoy collecting allocated bourbons (particularly at retail prices). A couple of bottles that I'm hunting right now include EH Taylor Barrel Proof and Stagg Jr. I also really enjoy using credit cards to generate 'free' (or inexpensive) travel. Right now, I am really enjoying my Southwest Business Performance card from Chase. I have a planted aquarium that is a great source of joy/pain. I diffuse CO2 into my aquarium to help the plants grow more quickly. I'll attach a picture of that. Some of my favorite aquarium plants are Staurogyne Repens, Bronze Crypt Wendtii, and Rotala Indica. I enjoy plenty of other things too, such as playing guitar, listening to metal, running (when it's not cold), and investing. Some people tell me that I have too many hobbies, but I find that having a lot of hobbies helps me somehow connect with people more easily, so maybe it's

Welcome punt fans new and old, to your regular weekly smorgasbord of punting stats and analysis and the best and worst clips from the last week of action around the league. We continue our long suffering hunt for the King of Punt – it’s /r/NFL’s own Punt Rank. If you haven’t been here with me before, the concept is both simple and fantastically over-engineered. Lemme break it down:

• Each punter’s performance against five vital punting metrics is ranked against every other punter in the league.
• Those rankings are combined into a weighted average ranking – the 2021 NFL Punt Rank.

Punt Heroes rise to the top; Punt Zeros sink to the bottom - it's as simple as that. Last week’s post and Week 11 standings are available here for the archivists, and this week’s update is just moments away.

I’m excited to get your perspectives on your team’s punter, so please hit the comments below with your feedback and questions, as well as pointing out anything you think I missed.

Week 12 Punt Rank standings & Punt Performance summary

2021 Punt Rank Overall Standings - Week 12

Week 12 Punt Performance Summary

Green highlight - Bye Week. Grey highlight - IR/NWT.

Good Week for

Michael Dickson (SEA, +5 to #12). Dicko Mode has had an exceptionally punty 2021 season to date, driven largely by the Seahawks’ bold and innovative strategy of ignoring those old fashioned first down thingys, and sticking all their money on the leagues’ bendiest (but surprisingly unbreakable) defense. The jury is out on how effective this strategy is from a “not sucking at football” perspective, but from a “getting the ball in the hands of your most electrifying player (sorry Russ) as often as possible” perspective it’s Fucken A. Dickson’s 62 punts in Seattle’s 11 games so far is good for a league leading average of 5.63 punts per game, and his Week 12 MNF outing against the ex-Washington Badwords was even puntier still. Eight kicks in total (on 11 Seattle drives!!) is a tonne of Dick by anyone’s standards, and his 49 yard Net Average (supported by five of eight punts travelling 50 yards or mor

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Who do you want to see playing the different roles?

So far we have:

Joker - Film Expert, Guinness Record Holder 501 movies in 501 Days, Pop Secret winner Gregg Turkington

King of Hearts - Joe Estivez frm films such as

Paradise Pavilion (announced)
Grandpa

THE HITMAN (announced)
Parker Louis

I Can (pre-production)
David Pavey

Marbles (pre-production)
Stan

The Hotel Maiden (pre-production)
Edwin Welz

Who Lives Last (pre-production)
Scientist Edward Stynes

VampireS (filming)
Father Blake

2022You're Melting! (filming)
Dr. Richard Smothers

Fugued Up! (post-production)
Dad

Sunset at Dawn (post-production)
FBI Chief

The Hail Mary (post-production)
Irish Bob

Very Frightening Tales (TV Series) ([post-production](https://pro.imdb.com/title/tt12798378?rf=cons_nm_filmo&

2021-12-18 NBA GEMS

Eric Gordon- 28 min/ 18 pts/ 3 3pm/ 1 reb/ 5 ast/ 2 TO/ 7-11 fgm

Robin Lopez- 38 min/ 20 pts/ 10 reb/ 4 ast/ 5 TO/ 10-22 fgm

Nicolas Batum- 25 min/ 12 pts/ 4 3pm/ 1 reb/ 2 ast/ 2 TO/ 4-6 fgm

George Hill- 22 min/ 14 pts/ 3 reb/ 4 ast/ 1 TO/ 7-11 fgm

Blake Griffin- 32 min/ 17 pts/ 3 3pm/ 7 reb/ 6 ast/ 3 TO/ 6-13 fgm
 

Patty Mills- 41 min/ 23 pts/ 2 3pm/ 6 reb/ 5 ast/ 1 stl/ 1 blk/ 2 TO/ 10-24 fgm

DeMarcus Cousins- 27 min/ 12 pts/ 2 3pm/ 12 reb/ 1 ast/ 5 stl/ 1 blk/ 4 TO/ 4-11 fgm

Kemba Walker- 37 min/ 29 pts/ 5 3pm/ 6 reb/ 3 ast/ 1 TO/ 8-20 fgm

Alec Burks- 41 min/ 19 pts/ 3 3pm/ 6 reb/ 4 ast/ 4 TO/ 5-9 fgm

Nerlens Noel- 25 min/ 4 pts/ 8 reb/ 1 ast/ 2 stl/ 3 blk/ 0 TO/ 2-2 fgm
 

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope- 35 min/ 13 pts/ 3 3pm/ 3 reb/ 3 ast/ 1 TO/ 5-14 fgm

Raul Neto- 29 min/ 15 pts/ 1 3pm/ 7 reb/ 4 ast/ 1 TO/ 6-12 fgm

Gary Harris- 36 min/ 17 pts/ 1 3pm/ 7 reb/ 5 ast/ 3 TO/ 6-17 fgm

Joe Ingles- 29 min/ 9 pts/ 3 3pm/ 6 reb/ 2 ast/ 1 TO/ 3-7 fgm

Justise Winslow- 26 min/ 9 pts/ 1 3pm/ 9 reb/ 1 ast/ 0 TO/ 4-7 fgm
 

Kevon Looney- 24 min/ 12 pts/ 4 reb/ 3 ast/ 1 TO/ 4-7 fgm

Cedi Osman- 27 min/ 23 pts/ 5 3pm/ 5 reb/ 4 ast/ 1 TO/ 8-12 fgm

Josh Richardson- 32 min/ 27 pts/ 5 3pm/ 5 reb/ 4 ast/ 1 TO/ 9-14 fgm

Gary Payton II- 20 min/ 13 pts/ 1 3pm/ 9 reb/ 1 ast/ 1 TO/ 6-11 fgm

David Nwaba- 17 min/ 13 pts/ 1 3pm/ 7 reb/ 1 ast/ 1 stl/ 1 blk/ 0 TO/ 5-9 fgm
 

Luke Kennard- 39 min/ 27 pts/ 7 3pm/ 7 reb/ 3 ast/ 0 TO/ 9-18 fgm

Isaiah Hartenstein- 19 min/ 8 pts/ 5 reb/ 2 ast/ 1 TO/ 4-5 fgm

Royce O'Neale- 34 min/ 9 pts/ 2 3pm/ 3 reb/ 3 ast/ 0 TO/ 3-6 fgm

Yuta Watanabe- 21 min/ 12 pts/ 2 3pm/ 4 reb/ 2 stl/ 1 blk/ 1 TO/ 4-9 fgm

Chuma Okeke- 35 min/ 15 pts/ 3 3pm/ 6 reb/ 1 ast/ 2 stl/ 2 blk/ 2 TO/ 6-11 fgm
 

Terance Mann- 41 min/ 18 pts/ 1 3pm/ 7 reb/ 3 ast/ 1 TO/ 6-12 fgm

Dean Wade- 22 min/ 9 pts/ 3 3pm/ 5 reb/ 3 ast/ 0 TO/ 3-7 fgm

Garrison Mathews- 36 min/ 16 pts/ 4 3pm/ 5 reb/ 2 ast/ 3 stl/ 1 blk/ 2 TO/ 6-12 fgm

Juan Toscano-Anderson- 31 min/ 9 pts/ 10 reb/ 3 ast/ 3 TO/ 4-9 fgm

Killian Hayes- 36 min/ 8 pts/ 4 reb/ 10 ast/ 2 stl/ 1 blk/ 3 TO/ 4-11 fgm
 

Deni Avdija- 30 min/ 11 pts/ 2 3pm/ 7 reb/ 2 ast/ 2 stl/ 1 blk/ 2 TO/ 4-5 fgm

Precious Achiuwa- 23 min/ 17 pts/ 1 3pm/ 5 reb/ 2 TO/ 8-12 fgm

Payto

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

When you first started watching the browns who became your first favorite player to watch? Mine was Kellen Winslow Jr, and Braylon Edwards haha

Do your worst!

We’re only two weeks into the start of the 2021-2022 NBA season and we’ve already seen a handful of highlights, thrilling overtime games, and players in mid-season form. Prior to the start of the regular season, we released the list of player ratings for NBA 2K22. Naturally, there were some surprises and some snubs, but with two weeks of games under our belt, we can now reassess the ratings. Let’s break down the most notable changes and the players that are excelling.

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Paul George, SF, Los Angeles Clippers: 90 OVR (+2)

It’s early, but right now, Paul George is averaging the most points of his career at 28.3 per game. Expected to carry the Clippers without Kawhi Leonard, PG has answered the call so far this season, even if it hasn’t translated to wins yet. The Los Angeles native has high expectations this season and is viewed by many as a potential MVP candidate. PG is rolling with a full head of steam, let’s see if he can keep it going.

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Karl-Anthony Towns, C, Minnesota Timberwolves: 89 OVR (+2)

KAT is undeniably one of the best big men in the game and has a knack for scoring from virtually anywhere on the court. It should come as no surprise that he’s posting his typical numbers of 24 points, nearly 10 rebounds, and four assists per game, but what he’s doing from an efficiency standpoint is insane. He’s currently shooting 52 percent from the field and knocking down 50 percent of his three point attempts, let that sink in. Between KAT and Anthony Edwards, the Timberwolves might make some noise this year.

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Ja Morant, PG, Memphis Grizzlies: 89 OVR (+4)

Serious question, is there anything Ja can’t do? He can leap over defenders with a single bound, he can speed from one end of the court to the other in the blink of an eye, and he can score at will with a graceful touch. The former No. 2 overall pick is making an early case for Most Improved Player of the Year, posting 28.3 points per game, 5.4 rebounds, and 7.7 assists—all career-highs—while hoisting his squad into a legitimate playoff contender year-in and year-out. Morant is a rising star, so it’s only right his rating

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Hope people still enjoy these posts every year. Back again to update it all (short) offseason long.

Last year's post

UFA - Unrestricted Free Agent
RFA - Restricted Free Agent
TO - Team Option
PO - Player Option
ETO - Early Termination Option
S&T - Sign & Trade

(INT) - Playing Internationally
(FA) - Ended last season not on an active roster

####ATLANTIC

Boston Celtics

Coach: Brad Stevens Ime Udoka

Picks: 45 Juhann Begarin

UFA: Tacko Fall (CLE) | Semi Ojeleye (MIL) | Tremont Waters (MIL)

Trades: Carsen Edwards (MEM) | Tristan Thompson (SAC) | Kemba Walker (OKC)

S&T: Evan Fournier (NYK)

Training Camp Cuts: Ryan Arcidiacono | Chris Clemons | Luke Kornet | Garrison Mathews | Juwan Morgan | Jabari Parker | Theo Pinson

Brooklyn Nets

Coach: Steve Nash

Picks: 27 Cameron Thomas | 29 Day'Ron Sharpe | 44 Kessler Edwards | 49 Marcus Zegarowski | 59 RaiQuan Gray

UFA: Chris Chiozza (GSW) | Jeff Green (DEN) | Mike James (INT) | Tyler Johnson | Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (ATL) | Reggie Perry (TOR)

Trades: DeAndre Jordan (DET) | Landry Shamet (PHX)

S&T: Spencer Dinwiddie (WAS)

Waived: Alize Johnson (CHI) | Jahlil Okafor (ATL)

Training Camp Cuts: Jordan Bowden | Bryce Brown | Devontae Cacok | Josh Gray | Brandon Rachal | Edmond Sumner

New York Knicks

Coach: Tom Thibodeau

Picks: 25 Quentin Grimes | 34 Rokas Jokubaitis | 36 Miles McBride | 58 Jericho Sims

UFA: Reggie Bullock (DAL) | Jared Harper (NOP) | Frank Ntilikina (DAL) | Elfrid Payton (PHX) | Theo Pinson (BOS)

Waived: Norvel Pelle

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

#Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Football Team

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Network(s): FOX

Last Play: END GAME

TEAM LEADERS

PASSING

RUSHING

RECEIVING

DEFENSE

Streaming Sites

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Which players on your team's roster should they lock in for the year, or longer?

Which players do you wish your team should move on from.

I'm going to go through each team with my opinions. Feel free to tell me why I'm wrong, or share your own opinions, etc...

Atlanta Hawks

Lock in: Trae Young, DeAndre Hunter, John Collins, Kevin Huerter, Cam Reddish, Clint Capela, Danilo Gallinari, Bogdon Bogdanovic, Sharife Cooper, Onyeka Okongwu, Jalen Johnson

Move on: Solomon Hill

Uncertain: Delon Wright, Lou Williams, Skyler Mays, Gorgui Dieng, Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot

Atlanta is young and good at the same time, there aren't really any actual pieces they should move on from, and tbh there are only a few pieces that wouldn't matter either way. I will point out Solomon Hill as being someone who would only take away minutes from someone more worthy of the playing time. Unless they are absolutely demolished by injuries he probably shouldn't see the floor.

Boston Celtics

Lock in: Jayson Tatum, Robert Williams, Grant Williams, Marcus Smart, Dennis Schroder, Payton Pritchard, Al Horford

Move on: Jaylen Brown, Josh Richardson

Uncertain: Romeo Langford, Brodric Thomas, Aaron Nesmith, Sam Hauser, Jabari Parker, Juancho Hernangomez, Bruno Fernando, Enes Kanter,

Time to get crazy! I hate this roster construction and am of the opinion that Brown and Tatum aren't the ideal fit. I have Boston choosing Tatum over Brown in the long run (I personally like Brown more, but most would want Tatum). Some of the younger pieces with talent and potential stay like Timelord, Grant, and Pritchard, as well as some pieces that are extremely good in what they do in Horford, Smart, and Schroder. Finding better fits around them and focusing on playmaking being the priority would make this tea much better. They move on from Brown in this case to try a different fit from a high caliber player, and Richardson fits the Smart role, and I don't think he would be utilized very well on this roster with Smart already doing what he would be doing, but worse at this point.

Brooklyn Nets

Lock in: Kevin Durant, James Harden, Joe Harris, Bruce Brown, Patty Mills, LaMarcus Aldridge, Blake Griffin, Paul Millsap, Cameron Thomas, Jevon Carter

Move on:

Uncertain: Kyrie Irving, DeAndre Bembrey, David Duke Jr., Kessler Edwards, James Johnson, Nicholas Claxton, Day'Ron Sharpe

Nothing wild here for the most part. The Nets have a solid team, the only issue is a

FiveThirtyEight has a player projection model they use to decide how good a player might be. Using the rosters listed from each team on ESPN (which may not be completely up-to-date), I wrote down what it had to say about each prospect .

Atlanta Hawks

• Trae Young - Future All-Star
• Bogdan Bogdanovic - Borderline All-Star
• Clint Capela - Borderline All-Star
• John Collins - Up-and-Comer
• Kevin Huerter - Up-and-Comer
• Delon Wright - Key Role Player
• Danilo Gallinari - Rotation Player
• Gorgui Dieng - Rotation Player
• De'Andre Hunter - Rotation Player
• Skylar Mays - Rotation Player
• Onyeka Okongwu - Rotation Player
• Cam Reddish - Rotation Player
• Lou Williams - Offensive Specialist
• Solomon Hill - Scrub
• Brandon Goodwin - Scrub
• Jalen Johnson - Good Prospect
• Sharife Cooper - Good Prospect
• A.J. Lawson - Marginal Prospect

Boston Celtics

• Jayson Tatum - All-Star
• Jaylen Brown - Borderline All-Star
• Marcus Smart - Borderline All-Star
• Dennis Schroder - Average Starter
• Al Horford - Key Role Player
• Josh Richardson - Rotation Player
• Jabari Parker - Rotation Player
• Aaron Nesmith - Rotation Player
• Enes Kanter - Rotation Player
• Romeo Langford - Rotation Player
• Payton Pritchard - Rotation Player
• Robert Williams III - Rotation Player
• Grant Williams - Defensive Specialist
• Luke Kornet - Defensive Specialist
• Juancho Hernangomez - Scrub
• Bruno Fernando - Project
• Juwan Morgan - Project
• Juhann Begarin - OK Prospect
• Sam Hauser - Marginal Prospect

Brooklyn Nets

• James Harden - MVP Candidate
• Kevin Durant - Borderline All-Star
• Kyrie Irving - Borderline All-Star
• Nicolas Claxton - Up-and-Comer
• Joe Harris - Average Starter
• Patty Mills - Rotation Player
• Blake Griffin - Rotation Player
• DeAndre' Bembry - Rotation Player
• Bruce Brown - Rotation Player
• Jevon Carter - Rotation Player
• Timothe Luwawu‑Cabarrot - Rotation Player
• Paul Millsap - Scrappy Veteran
• LaMarcus Aldridge - Way Past His Prime
• James Johnson - Scrub
• Tyler Johnson - Scrub
• Mike James - Scrub
• Sekou Doumbouya - Project
• Reggie Perry - Project
• Day'Ron Sharpe - Good Prospect
• Kessler Edwards - OK Prospect
• David Duke Jr - Marginal Prospect
• RaiQuan Gray - Marginal Prospect
• Marcus Zegarowski - Marginal Prospect

Charlotte Hornets

• LaMelo Ball - Future All-Star
• Miles Bridges - Average Starter
• Terry Rozier - Average Starter
• P.J. Washington - Average Starter
• Gordon Hayward - Rotation Player
• Kelly Oubre Jr. - Rot

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Upon popular request, after tweaking the AssistScraper list by /u/karabou_1

Here's a list of players that Embiid has blocked, any surprises in here?

Anyone we can or should target?

Kawhi Leonard

Lauri Markkanen

Reggie Jackson

Avery Bradley

Dennis Schroder

Paul Millsap

Josh Hart

Lou Williams

Danny Green

Kelly Oubre

Andre Iguodala

JJ Redick

Hamidou Diallo

Stanley Johnson

Denzel Valentine

Justise Winslow

Ed Davis

James Ennis

Eastern Conference

Atlanta Hawks (2-2)

• Trae Young: 20.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 9.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• John Collins: 14.2 PPG, 10.0 REB, 1.2 AST, 1.2 STL
• De'Andre Hunter: 13.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Danilo Gallinari: 12.5 PPG, 6.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Kevin Huerter: 12.3 PPG, 3.0 REB, 2.3 AST
• Cam Reddish: 11.5 PPG, 2.0 REB, 2.2 STL
• Bogdan Bogdanovic: 11.3 PPG, 2.7 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.7 STL
• Lou Williams: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Clint Capela: 10.0 PPG, 10.0 REB
• AJ Lawson: 8.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Gorgui Dieng: 5.8 PPG, 5.5 REB, 2.2 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sharife Cooper: 5.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.8 AST, 1.0 STL
• Delon Wright: 4.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 3.3 AST
• Skylar Mays: 3.5 PPG, 1.2 REB, 1.0 AST
• Jahlil Okafor: 3.0 PPG, 2.0 REB, 1.5 AST
• Jalen Johnson: 2.8 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Solomon Hill: 2.3 PPG, 3.3 REB, 2.3 AST
• Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: 2.0 PPG, 1.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Johnny Hamilton: 1.0 PPG, 2.2 REB

Boston Celtics (2-2)

• Jaylen Brown: 25.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jayson Tatum: 20.3 PPG, 8.7 REB, 3.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Romeo Langford: 12.5 PPG, 2.5 REB
• Aaron Nesmith: 10.8 PPG, 2.2 REB, 1.2 AST
• Al Horford: 10.5 PPG, 5.0 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Payton Pritchard: 10.0 PPG, 3.7 REB, 4.0 AST
• Dennis Schroder: 9.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 5.0 AST, 2.5 STL
• Theo Pinson: 8.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Josh Richardson: 7.0 PPG, 2.3 REB, 1.7 AST, 1.0 STL
• Jabari Parker: 7.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.3 STL
• Marcus Smart: 6.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 4.5 AST
• Garrison Mathews: 6.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Grant Williams: 5.8 PPG, 3.8 REB, 1.8 AST, 1.2 STL
• Sam Hauser: 4.3 PPG, 1.0 REB
• Robert Williams III: 3.7 PPG, 5.7 REB, 1.3 AST, 2.0 BLK
• Enes Kanter: 3.5 PPG, 5.5 REB
• Juancho Hernangomez: 3.5 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Bruno Fernando: 2.0 PPG, 1.7 REB, 1.0 BLK
• Ryan Archidiacono: 0.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Juwan Morgan: 0.0 PPG, 1.0 REB

Brooklyn Nets (3-1)

• Kevin Durant: 20.0 PPG, 6.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• Joe Harris: 13.7 PPG, 2.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• James Harden: 11.7 PPG, 3.7 REB, 7.3 AST
• LaMarcus Aldridge: 11.3 PPG, 3.7 REB, 2.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sekou Doumbouya: 11.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jevon Carter: 10.8 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Cam Thomas: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Paul Millsap: 8.7 PPG, 8.0 REB, 2.3 AST, 1.3 STL, 1.0 BLK
• James Johnson: 8.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.5 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Day'Ron Sharpe: 7.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 1.0 STL
• Devontae Cacok: 7.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.0 AST
• DeAndre Bembry: 6.3 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Nicolas Cl