A list of puns related to "Educated Guess"
An educated guess
My dad and I were sitting outside a bar, and some pigeons came up to our table. Making random small talk I asked, "How do you tell the difference between male and female pigeons?" ...without missing a beat he said "Easy, just look for the pigeon hole" Groans were had.
Daughter: Do you know what my favorite kind of bird is?
Me: Cockatiels? (my educated guess since we have two)
Daughter: No, it's an owl.
Me: Who?
Daughter: An owl.
Me: Who?
Daughter: AN OWL!
Me: Who? (while laughing)
Daughter: Daddy... (finally catches on, but not amused)
It requires you to make educated guesses
Family and I were having a conversation at dinner last night. My sister was educating us about violin equipment prices and such.
Grandpa: Wait, so you're telling me violin bows can cost up to $15,000?
Sister: Yeah, they're really expensive!
Dad: Well I guess if you didn't have one, the music would sound like bowcrap.
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