Eagle puns
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︎ Sep 19 2019
My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds
I said βthatβs bushtit!β
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︎ May 11 2021
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call a sick eagle?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Whatβs the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why dont eagles and eels breed?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
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︎ May 31 2020
Why didnβt the vet treat the eagle?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?
He thought he was a bird of pray.
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︎ May 01 2020
This is an ill eagle image. (Don't worry, he's much better now.)
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Why donβt you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Did you know there is a church for the Eagles?
They are birds of pray after all.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.
"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Ill eagle
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Eagle rights for everyone
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︎ Jan 02 2019
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground except for the eagle
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I shot an Eagle at my local golf course today.
Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Why does the government hate it when eagles fall sick?
Because itβs βill eagleβ
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Why can't the eel and the eagle work together?
Because it would be EelEagle
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Why are Eagles so religious?
because theyβre birds of prey
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Me: The eagles won last night.
Coworker: oh did you watch the game?
Me: covered in blood and scratches
what game
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︎ Aug 23 2018
I thought this was ill eagle but maybe I'm mistaken
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︎ Sep 02 2017
My computer is only showing ads for American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, GAP and Cheesecake Factory.
I think it's infected with Mall-ware
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?
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︎ Feb 09 2018
My pet eagle is proficient in sports, music, academics and work
You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird
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︎ Feb 02 2019
What's Mufasa's favorite Eagles' song?
You Can't Hide Your Lion Eyes
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︎ May 15 2018
for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, thereβs a whole list of things that you canβt do to an eagle under federal law?
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
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︎ Jul 04 2018
What do u call an eagle thats sick..?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you call a sick eagle
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︎ Sep 23 2020
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a sick eagle?
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︎ May 31 2019
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why canβt you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Apr 23 2019
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Why can an eagle not be sick?
Because that would be illegal
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︎ Aug 14 2019
What do you call a sick eagle?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call a sick eagle?
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︎ May 21 2019
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