A list of puns related to "Dwarven"
Itβs so good, that it rocks!
A small medium at large.
He can barely make ends meet!
My character and his companions are walking around a dwarven ruin when a conversation occurs between two of them that goes something like this:
"You hadn't written me since the day that explosion happened! If you had died in that I would've come and dug up your corpse just to kick your ass."
The NPC in question says "what would you have done if I had been cremated?"
"I would have kicked your ash"
No groans from the other NPCs occurred but mine was certainly audible from my room.
and I explained that he and I have a special father-son bond; that he has my "Y" (chromosome). My wife replied, "...and my X".
Which I echoed back to her, in a booming dwarven voice: "AND MY X!"
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