Did you know dwarven music is pretty good?

It’s so good, that it rocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asguardia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hufflestuff33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My dwarven friend is a welder and he knows only the Mending cantrip...

He can barely make ends meet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Dad Joked in Dragon Age

My character and his companions are walking around a dwarven ruin when a conversation occurs between two of them that goes something like this:

"You hadn't written me since the day that explosion happened! If you had died in that I would've come and dug up your corpse just to kick your ass."

The NPC in question says "what would you have done if I had been cremated?"

"I would have kicked your ash"

No groans from the other NPCs occurred but mine was certainly audible from my room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooley327
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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My wife and I were talking about our infant son..

and I explained that he and I have a special father-son bond; that he has my "Y" (chromosome). My wife replied, "...and my X".

Which I echoed back to her, in a booming dwarven voice: "AND MY X!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fangsta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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