I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy

and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nexus9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?

Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Mothers around the country keep sinking their teeth into Limp Bizkit’s frontman

Another mom bites the Durst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smitemight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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A bunch of musicians decided to have a meal together.

Jonathan Davis brought the corn and Fred Durst made biscuits but they were a little too limp. Marshal Mathers wasn't prepared, so all he could provide was some M&M's. Neil Peart had to leave early because he was in a rush, and the meal was so bad that it disturbed David Draimen.

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