My mom pulled the best dad joke I've ever heard at a Chinese restaurant the other day

Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom

πŸ‘︎ 263
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Deal_The_Man
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
🚨︎ report
According to Timehop I pulled off this Dad joke 4 years ago today!

While eating at a Chinese restaurant with my family:

Me: grab eggroll Sister: You need any duck sauce? Me: No, I don't have any quackers. Family: laughs Dad: shaking head in shame

I made my dad groan at a dad joke!!!!

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/convictedpimp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.