Duck Sauce Puns

Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom

While eating at a Chinese restaurant with my family:

Me: grab eggroll Sister: You need any duck sauce? Me: No, I don't have any quackers. Family: laughs Dad: shaking head in shame

I made my dad groan at a dad joke!!!!