What's something a drug dealer would never ask?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
Not to brag, but I experimented a lot with drugs and sex when I was in college.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
“Just say no to drugs!”
Well if I’m talking to drugs, I’ve probably already said yes.
Did you hear about the girl who tried to smuggle drugs in her bra ?
Police said, it led to a bigger bust.
He looks like he is dilling drugs
How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What's a drug addict's favourite monster?
What do you call a fuck on drugs?
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
Just stopped at the liquor store in Corydon, IN called ‘Butt Drugs’
I told the clerk I’d like to try some of their finest beers and that I’d put enema order soon
What do you call a reference book on drugs?
Fred Flintstone was arrested for drug possession.
Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!
How do you call a duck that does drugs?
Not to brag, bit I aced the recent drug test at work today
Nobody got higher than me.
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
How do people on drugs greet each other?
What's a french guy's favourite drug?
What's a ducks favorite drug?
A heart got caught in a drug bust...
What do you call an alchemist on drugs?
What's a frog's favorite drug?
Croakaine.
(Thanks Sam Reigel)
I don't like people who take drugs...
For example, airport security.
My school had a big problem with drugs
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
What’s a duck’s favourite drug?
What did Andy Griffith say when he caught his son taking drugs?
My wife asked me if I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.
I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.”
In college, we had a buddy who always gave us suggestions as to what booze or drugs to try.
He was the original trip advisor.
Thought of this while on drugs.
Things you say at a celebrity brothel and at a custom tailors. " yeah, how much is Chris Hemsworth? "
Some people have an addiction to alcohol, some to drugs.
Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.
How do you make sure your drug deals remain perfectly neutral?
You drop acid and touch base!
If there's someone selling drugs here..
What kind of drugs do ducks do?
What's a professional and experienced drug overlord is called ?
Recently bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer...
Don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
Never buy shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what he laced them with but, I’ve been tripping all day....
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
I aced my drug test yesterday at work.
Nobody got higher than me.
I think I aced the drug test at work today.
Nobody got higher than me.
I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
A heart was recently caught in a drug bust...
It was placed under cardiac arrest.
What do you call a duck that's high on drugs
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