Why did the hipster drown?

He went skating on the lake before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?

Because women are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCP-3388
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

Put them in the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowboysFan12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Milk drowns cereal.

Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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You used to cough to drown out your fart

Now you fart to drown out your cough

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Ambulance driver goes to a Bar to drown his sorrows.

Barman says β€˜why you crying?’ He says β€˜a bus containing 30 Karens went over a cliff’ Barman says β€˜so why you crying?’ He says; β€˜there was 5 empty seats!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the Main stream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why did Ross Geller from Friends drown?

He wasn’t a good Schwimmer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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These fish puns will make you drown in laughter

What are fish that star in movies called?

Starfish

How do you tuna fish?

Adjust their scales

What do you tell a fish when its overreacting?

You need to clam down

That's enough fish puns for today

We should scale back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TstoDmk615
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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If a man deliberately drowns in a lagoon...

...would it be correct to say he committed sewercide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Why won't a lad drown in the ocean?

Because of boy-and-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i14d14
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Why did the pubic hair on the toilet seat, drown?

It was pissed off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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How do you know when you're going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerfan2012
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Why did the hippie drown?

cuz he was tooooo farrrrrrr outtttttt!!!!

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So I heard gay people can't drown...

It's because they're flamboyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Freiherr
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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How do you drown a hipster?

You throw him into the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JetManJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducks420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why did the hipster drown

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blobty
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunportEnclave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating on a pond before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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if cereal drowns in milk...

doesnt it make the milk a cereal killer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drdepression247
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Where do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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