Did you know Lee Majors could not get a drink of water without arousing his wife?
He had to turn on the Fawcett first.
4000 years ago Chinese emperor Shen Nung invented a delicious drink with boiled water and leaves
He had this invention down to a T
From my 9-year-old: how do trains drink water?
They chug-a-chug-a-chug it!
There are two reasons why you should never drink the water from the toilet.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
When do people drink lots of water?
YSK: If you're going to run a marathon, drink plenty of water
It will be good for you in the long run
My wife told me I need to drink more water…
Apparently she doesn’t like my dry sense of humor.
You know why, when you're having problema, you should drink some water with salt?
My brother threw my water bottle in the ocean, and forced my to drink from it.
I’m still salty about it.
Capitalists don't "drink water..."
A guy at work said we need to drink more water.
I told him "Yeah, I'm a huge water fan. They call me The Propeller."
Nobody laughed.
Don't drink water!
100% of people who do, dies.
how can you drink spring water
(my first dad joke)My friend said ,"Drink coffee and water to stay awake all night".
Sounded like a peeceful night to me.
Why did the scientist die after saying he wanted water to drink
He said I would like some food and some H2O too
Why do you drink water?
Because you can't eat it.
‐My 10 year old.
Why you should not drink water while studying?
Because it will dilute your concentration.
Why did the runner need to drink water urgently?
Why did the skeleton drink a pitcher of water?
A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. “Coffee” growls the wolf. “Water” says the fox...
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
Where do hamsters go to drink water?
Don't you love it when it's a hot summer day and you take a drink of water? Your mouth feels like it's finally reach salvation.
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
Why did the god of thunder drink water?
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
How many bottles of water do you drink everyday?
Because you are considered an aquaholic
When the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink, I told him a glass of water please.
Straight away he replies "still water sir?"
Yeah, like I'm suddenly going to change my mind.
Honestly, customer service these days.
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
My son said his teacher said to drink 8 glasses of water per day, and I told him it’s not possible. He asked why? And I said...
We only have 5 glasses in our house
Wanna know why I don't drink water?
It's because I'm a man of taste.
There are 2 reasons why you shouldn't drink toilet water.
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water
Number one, and number two
Why do people drink water?
Because they can't eat it
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water
Number one, and number two
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water.
Don't drink water while studying chemistry.
Here are two reasons why no one should drink toilet water.
There are two reasons not to drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Study tip: Don't drink water while studying
Because water decreases concentration.
There are 2 clear reasons why one should never drink water out of the toilet.
Number 1
...and Number 2.
There are two reasons why I would never drink toilet water
What are the top two reasons you shouldn’t drink water from a toilet?
Number 1)...and number 2)
Why do people drink water?
Because they can't eat it.
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