19 Hilarious Drink From Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

From today I do not drink any more.

But also not less.

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👤︎ u/Pol_Ice

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.

It's called the crowbar

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👤︎ u/Ashnakag3019

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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What happens when you drink beer from a cup?

You both get drunk.

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👤︎ u/supersam1434

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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I was walking away from McDonald's with my drink sipping from my straw and I heard the lady tell the guy behind me that there were no straws left

This was the last straw

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👤︎ u/Alpha_Dynamite

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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What does the sun drink from?

Sunglasses!

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👤︎ u/badpunforyoursmile

📅︎ Oct 09 2019

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What are the top two reasons you shouldn’t drink water from a toilet?

Number 1)...and number 2)

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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and drinks from a space jar

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👤︎ u/Bengeljo2

📅︎ Nov 11 2018

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My friend told me not to drink from the wall.

I knew he meant well.

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👤︎ u/wexel64

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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Trying to kill/shoo fruitflys away from your drink is an exercise in Fruitility.

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👤︎ u/catonmyshoulder69

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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My wife knows I can't directly drink from the cup due to my sensitive teeth, so when she presented our drinks, I look in her cup.

That was the last straw.

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👤︎ u/n3rv0u5

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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I prefer to drink tea made from a marsupial that smoked a bunch of weed.

It's the only way I know to have high koala tea.

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👤︎ u/Kahmeleon

📅︎ Jul 18 2018

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Catnip is what baby cats drink from.

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👤︎ u/papashuga

📅︎ Aug 25 2017

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I made a new herbal drink from cannabis and eucalyptus leaves.

It's high koala tea.

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👤︎ u/terpingtime155

📅︎ Apr 03 2018

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What does a duck say after he orders a drink from the bar?

Put it on my bill.

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👤︎ u/rUcKuS858

📅︎ Mar 11 2016

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What do you call a small soft drink from the north?

A mini-soda (Minnesota)!

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👤︎ u/Noobguy27

📅︎ May 13 2014

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I love when my drink complements my food. (x-post from r/funny)

I am dad, I drew this.

http://i.imgur.com/c46sobB.jpg

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👤︎ u/rorda

📅︎ Jul 22 2015

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I invented a new drink... when imbibing milk from a mason jar...

I call it mooshine

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👤︎ u/Erisianistic

📅︎ Feb 26 2015

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So as I'm getting a drink from the fridge while enjoying a football game with my family, a wild Dad Joke appears...

football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge

Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!" Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker." Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"

Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.

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👤︎ u/gotkrypto

📅︎ Sep 07 2014

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Son: "Give me two reasons not to drink from the toilet, Dad"

Dad: "Number 1, and number 2"

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👤︎ u/Sambopulous

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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