What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The anteater replies, "I was born with it!"
Who can drink 2 litres of Gasoline?
What kind of cakes can you drink out of?
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
Which alcoholic drink can give you the illusion that you're hurt?
Why can't people without legs drink milk
How can you tell how strong a drink’s carbonation is?
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
Who can drink petrol in the family?
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
I get sad when I have to crush my drink cans
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
Do you know who can drink 20L of petrol?
My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...
... but it's worth a shot!
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
Who can drink 5 gallons of gas and not get sick?
My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: “Can you drink it?!”
So I said, “Sure! But it’ll go right through you!”
I can drink all my friends under the table, said my pal.
So nobody sees that you are drinking them? I asked
Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.
They could call them coughy filters.
Who can drink 6 liters of gasoline and not get sick?
Do you know who can drink a gallon of gasoline and not die?
Who can drink four gallons of gasoline?
Why can’t the club footed nazi drink milk?
Because he lacks toes and tolerance
A man told me that throwing my drinks at him wouldn't hurt because I only drink soft drinks. But he was laid out when I threw a can of Arizona.
I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.
Not many people can drink gasoline
I was in the pub having a drink when a girl came up to me and said she can show me a good time. So I followed her out the back where she took off her top...
...and she ran 100m in 10 seconds
Why can’t the seven dwarves drink at the bar?
Can a werewolf drink Coors light?
No, because it's the silver bullet.
I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
Did you know we can drink lava?
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The anteater replies, "I was born with it!"
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get ill?
Who can drink two litres of petrol?
Who can drink 5l of petrol and not get sick
Who can drink 10 litres of fuel without getting sick?
Who can drink 2 litres of gas?!
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick?
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol without getting sick?
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Who can drink 2 litres of petrol?
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