Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.
The police are looking into it.
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
Did you hear about the man who had nothing else to do so drilled into his own head?
Did you hear about the pumpkin seeds that were drilled out, and then left alone with nothing to entertain them?
They were bored out of their gourd.
I drilled a hole in the middle of a candy bar...
I guess a black hole is in the center of the Milky Way
Hammer - This is Not a Drill
Guys this is not a drill!
It’s actually a screwdriver
Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
Drilling holes is boring
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
Just watched a video about fancy drills
I was drilling on flatlands yesterday
I was going to tell a joke about drilling.
But I thought it'd be kinda boring.
Some people think drills are interesting
I think they're just boring tools
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
I work in the drilling industry..
I just watched a video of a drill.
Coach used to tell me I screwed up my drills
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
The Boring Company
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
Co-worker got a new drill and another co-worker responded, "Oh man, he's got a gun!"
The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."
My sister-in-law's grandfather used to tell stories of how he used to drill holes in stuff for a living...
I've never been excited over drill bits...
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
My Scottish friend makes macro-drills and their accessories...
He likes his job, a wee bit.
I was using my drill at work when all of a sudden it heated up so much, it caught fire!
So I called up Dewalt and they said: “not to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”
REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
I thought I would tell a joke about this new set of drills I got.
I’m sure it would just bore you though.
A guy walks into a bar holding a hammer over his head.
"Ladies and Gentlemen" he yells!! "This is not a drill."
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
I quit my job of drilling holes in decorative wooden plaques...
You always have to keep your job exciting.
Being a well driller, I often dream I could drill right to the center of the earth.
If I didn't have such a great imagination my job would be just boring.
Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive
I just watched a video of a drill.
I just watched a video about a new cordless drill.
Drilling holes is really boring
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