A list of puns related to "Drift Apart"
I was catering a wedding and this dad joke was given during the dad's speech:
Dad: "When they got engaged, my wife and I went out to look for a present to get them to congratulate them. My wife thought the best gift idea would be to purchase them a water bed. I said, 'A water bed?! They'll drift apart!'"
Classic dad joke.
Now we don't even have a toot in common.
Eventually we drifted apart.
...we’ve drifted apart.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
but sadly we drifted apart.
Ever since then it seems like we've been drifting apart.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Eventually we drifted apart.
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