"They'll drift apart."

I was catering a wedding and this dad joke was given during the dad's speech:

Dad: "When they got engaged, my wife and I went out to look for a present to get them to congratulate them. My wife thought the best gift idea would be to purchase them a water bed. I said, 'A water bed?! They'll drift apart!'"

Classic dad joke.

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👤︎ u/zzurn
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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When my son didn't laugh at a fart joke during a trip to the Egyptian History Museum, I realized we had drifted apart.

Now we don't even have a toot in common.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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My wife and I bought a water bed recently but ever since then...

...we’ve drifted apart.

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📅︎ May 26 2020
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My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.

She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I once had a relationship with a woman who lived on the houseboat next to mine

but sadly we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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My wife and I got a waterbed a few months back

Ever since then it seems like we've been drifting apart.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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In my twenties, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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📅︎ May 24 2019
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When I was in college, I used to live in a houseboat and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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When I was in college, I used to live on a houseboat and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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In my twenties, I used to live in a houseboat and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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