Today at work we had to install doors into 2 double doored closets.

There were only 3 of them so my coworker said "huh, that's odd."

"Of course man, if we had 4 it would be even."

He did laugh but not as hard as me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mydrasis
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Guys help I have so many door puns in my head

I can't handle them

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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Just open the door!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajuNeupane
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me

It was such a nice jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...

"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Woke up this morning to a tap on my door

That plumber has some sense of humour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nico735
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Don't worry I can find the door myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBeansCar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My dad always said "as one door closes another one opens"

He never quite got the hang of assembling Ikea furniture.

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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, β€œHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

Push and Pull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.

They’re changing their name to Knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phishstepper
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I went to my parents house for dinner and when I walked through the front door my mom asks,"Are you hungry?"

So I told Her,"No.I'm half German and half Irish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vharaek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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Can't stop The Doors unless?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurotech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My husband slapped a fly off the door and said 'Not on my watch!'

I told him "Nah, that's a door"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourYam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Night of the shipping dead next door and all I get are pun of the mill jokes
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I think my refrigerator might be broken. It keeps saying my door is ajar...

But it's not a jar, it's a refrigerator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptionClosed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?

Adoorbell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoobie_am
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more. MY naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My neighbor knocked on my door looking for some nutrients and my daughter asked me what to do

I said "well don't just stand there, in vitamin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg, who sits in front of your door?

Matt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sunnydaze-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My friend bought a new door bell the other day, I asked what’s it called.

β€œIsabell”,he said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hessim20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Our local florist recently expanded to take in the shop space next door.

Business must really be blooming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/updatedprocess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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A pretty young woman came to my door and asked if I wanted super sex

I replied "I'll have soup, please"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Own-Initial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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So it turned out the woman next door is a nudist.

I’m on the fence about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...

"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, β€œDad, what do you think this is?...

...the Land of the Rising Son?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock of the door....

She says "who is it?"

"It's the blind man" comes the response.

Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".

In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My neighbor rang my door bell at 3am. Can you believe it!?!?

Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun and one brought some cough drops

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.

And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!

Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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How do you knock on 2 doors

Knock, knock

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Who invented the door hammer?

Doesn't ring a bell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...

So I gave him a glass of water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My new house has a lot of trap doors.

During my walkthrough it was a floor gone conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."

Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

he won the no-bell prize!

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I’m really sad that someone stole my front door.

I need closure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Wheeeen youuuu open the doors and you see lots of drawers

That's armoire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmartinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My bloody neighbour was knocking on my door at 2am !!

Luckily I was still up playing my drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obrigado2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My gf wasn’t impressed when she asked me to leave the door ajar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Girthquakenz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Mary didn’t understand revolving doors.

Mary go round.

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A cop knocked on my door...

...and told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike.

I said, "That's weird; I didn't even think he knew how to ride one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0618033989
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My grandad always said: "When one door closes, another one opens"...

...Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

πŸ“· Removed - Punchline in title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrGonzoDog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I locked my door on the way in, but when I looked back, it was slightly ajar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diascamara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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The other day I found a bunch of celery by my front door...

I think I’m being stalked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you do when a supplement knocks on your door?

You in"vitamin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bignug420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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When is a door not a door?

When I take it off the hinges and turn it into my new workbench because you won't stop slamming it, young man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Wait until he hears about the doors.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What did people say when the revolving door was revealed to the public?

What a revolutionary idea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voicpecablu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.

I think he is slowly losing the plot...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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There was a knock at the door and when I opened it, there was a kitchen sink standing there. He said "You have everything but me."

I let that sink in.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,

>Here comes the plane!

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What would you do if your bathroom suite turned up at the front door?

Just let that sink in...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?

NOK NOK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyDrDuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why can't bad singers ever unlock a door?

Because they're out of key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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When we moved into my new house, our next door neighbour presented us with a bunch of logs for our fireplace.

It was ...a house warming gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyloWrench
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What does a door framer pack in his lunch?

Ajar with plumb jamb!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked 'What are you doing ?'

He said, "Working from home"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My grandpa used to say "When one door closes, another shall open"

He was a great man, but a terrible cupboard maker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amraith
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Little Johnny was going door to door asking his neighbors if they needed any yard work done.

When he got to old man Johnson’s house the old man said β€œMy yard doesn’t need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. I’ll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown I’ll throw in a 50 dollar bonus”.

With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got to work.

Less than an hour later little Johnny knocked on old man Johnson’s door to collect his hundred dollars.

β€œAll finished, that’ll be one hundred dollars”!

Noticing there wasn’t a single drop of paint on the porch the old man started quizzing little Johnnys integrity.

β€œNow little Johnny, are you absolutely positively one hundred percent sure you finished painting my porch”?

β€œI sure am! Oh and by the way that’s not a porch, it’s a Ferrari”!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What does James Hetfeild call his door when it's open?

A Jar-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunshine060317
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why can’t a chicken coop have four doors?

Because it would be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBull12345678
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Because if they had four they would be chicken sedans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors ?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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When is a door not a door

When its ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corndog1256
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hombredelgato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I always knock on my fridge before opening the door

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teletubbiehubbie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_beatnik_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1ckopsycho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Usurper_Dogheart
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarewonders
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why does a chicken coup have only 2 doors

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Ok, I'm leaving .....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retiredfireman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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When is a door no longer a door?

When it’s ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayoandbutter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Yesterday a clown held the door for me.

It was a nice jester.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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There was a tap on the door this morning.

My plumber's got a weird sense of humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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When I was in college, I used to live in a houseboat and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Earlier today a man knocked on my door, and he asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool..

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pot_Puree
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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