"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
What did the bottle of ranch say when the man opened the fridge door?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Why was the door glass?
Because the door was ajar
“Christopher Wreath” is back on my door and now the holidays can begin!
My neighbour banged on my door at 3am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella..
Luckily, I was up practicing my drums at the time..
A clown held the door open for me
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.
Personally,I’m on the fence.
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...
Instead I swam up to the surface.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
The cheese shop next door exploded this morning.
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
Got this from my 7 yr old this morning while he was getting in the car and didn’t get the door closed completely.
When is a door also a good container?
When it’s ajar.
What did the ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
Why did Jesus leave the door to his tomb open?
Because he was born in a barn.
The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
Ironically the door at the Mastectomy clinic....
How does a Muslim close the door?
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
As a single dad money can be tight. But even when I’m on a date and I know I’m not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, “If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
Why was the broken door crazy?
I was exiting my vehicle and the dashboard told me “door ajar”
Still have yet to successfully store my jam there
I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.
I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."
Don't worry I can find the door myself
What do you call the horses that live next door?
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
Why were people afraid of the walking door?
What did the doormaker say about the door?
Relax, I got a handle on it
A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.
They told him that he was missing attire
What do you call a horse in the pasture next door?
What does the onion say when you knock on their door...
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
What did the bottle of ranch say when the man opened the fridge door?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
The other day I held the door open for a clown
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