Jim Morrison Puns

I told her not to slam The Doors in my house.

His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"

Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?

Nobody slams the Doors in my house

... his dad calls angrily after him: "YOUNG MAN, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?!"

I hear them slamming The Doors all day.

She’s so grounded. I’ve warned her repeatedly about slamming The Doors in this house!

Edit: shored= shouted obviously, damn fat fingers

He made a better Door than a Window

After a long and heated argument, the daughter decides enough is enough and goes to leave the room. But when she reaches the doorway, she turns around and blurts out "AND BY THE WAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!" and leaves.

Her dad yells back "HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS".

Nobody slams the Doors in my house!!

so I sent him to his room because nobody slams the Doors in my house!!

I yelled at him for slamming the doors.

Son: "Jim Morrison was overrated!"

Dad: "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!?"