Guys help I have so many door puns in my head
Everytime I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door.
That way, I always make a grand entrance.
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.
These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.
I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.
A-door-able Valentine’s Puns
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
I always knock on the door of the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans.
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
What does it say on the exit door to the sperm bank?
The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
My wife and I were woken up at 3am by loud banging on our door. I got up, opened the door and there was a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Are you insane man?!!? It's 3 in the morning!!" I screamed, slamming the door and stormed back to bed...
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building
Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
A salesperson came to my door yesterday trying to sell me a coffin.
I told him, "That's the last thing I need".
I workout at a facility that only plays The Doors.
I call it the Gym Morrison.
What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
New microbrewery opened up next door to me, but I'm getting an itchy feeling about it
It's run by bearded artisants.
The hospital I work at has shut down the revolving doors
I hear it’s cause they don’t want Covid going around....
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
What did the bottle of ranch say when the man opened the fridge door?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
“Christopher Wreath” is back on my door and now the holidays can begin!
Why did the living door fall over?
He was knocked unconscious!
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
My neighbour banged on my door at 3am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella..
Luckily, I was up practicing my drums at the time..
When is a door not a door?
When is a door not a door?
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing
When is a door not a door?
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
Hold the door open for a clown
Why was the door glass?
Because the door was ajar
When is a door, not a door?
A clown held the door open for me
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!
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