I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."

I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...

Instead I swam up to the surface.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Got this from my 7 yr old this morning while he was getting in the car and didn’t get the door closed completely.

When is a door also a good container? When it’s ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/channabanana01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...

Wooden start!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My son couldn't figure out how to open our car door. I told him to twist it as hard as he can.

The door is Ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My environmentally conscious friend built a car with wooden doors, wooden engine and a wooden chassis.

Unfortunately it wooden work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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So, if The Cars and The Doors merged together in one band,

Would they be The Car Doors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backroadgamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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The warning light on my car said "A door is ajar"

I'm not falling for that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc-1989
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I've been trying to force open my car door to get my drab, light-brown shorts for the past hour now...

...I left my khakis on the front seat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManxLynx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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A man forgot his keys but managed to open his car door with just his pants. How?

He was wearing khakis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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My wife opened the car door for me for the first time

it would have been nice if we weren't going 70mph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamnosaj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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I can magically transform a car door.

I opened it, and it became ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazytacoman4
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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I got in my car and put the key in the ignition but left my door open because it was hot.

There is this ding to tell me my keys are in the ignition still. I shut the door and the ding stops. But I turn on the car and it starts dinging again for my seatbelt notice.

Man, if it's not one ding it's another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pete_the_rawdog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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Why did the guy bring a car door to a desert?

If it gets too hot he can wind the window down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOELRM-04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Why would you take a car door with you to the desert?

Because if you get hot you can roll the window down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gramj_fw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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I kneed the car door getting in today.

After telling my dad he replied "We need the car too, to get home."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doovdoovbassdrop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?

It wooden work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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My wife asked me if my car door was Ajar.

I said "no honey, it's a door"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bersa27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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My car just told me a door is ajar.

No, it's a door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonesy827
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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