Domestics Puns

Evening,

I have a punhealthy interest in the twisted minds of those who would try to persecute innocent purveyors of the glorious pun lifestyle.

I have previous experience in Pun Rehabilitation and Generalised Pun Psychiatry.

I have a PunHD from Hardvard School of Medical Sighence.

I have spent ten years in the domestic pun counter-terrorism sector as a negotiator and strategist.

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Last night, we got into such a small fight, but i was annoyed so I was packing a suitcase to go to my parents. Then he came upstairs and it's all such a blur, but things escalated to where he grabbed my phone (I was recording because when this sort of thing happens i tend to gaslight myself a lot) and started choking me and put his foot on my neck. That's when it hit me that I could die. Not on purpose bc i really do feel he is a good guy, but when he is angry, sometimes i feel he doesn't eealize how angry he gets.

I called my parents and he even talked to them a little, blaming me for everything. He had a lot of scratches on his face and chest from when he was choking me. I ended up trying to get a hotel for the night, but I'm alone in a new city and it was close to 3. I couldnt find one. So, I came home and slept on the couch. He came downstairs a few times to talk (sometimes he was agggressive, sometimes he really seemed to care) and i even went upstairs to talk and apologize, but he blatantly called me abusive and said it was all my fault for getting him mad. This sort of thing has happened with us before and I used to believe him when he blamed me, but I've been on anti anxiety medication for a few months now which has really changed how i react emotionally and I knew I didn't instigate him.

Well, we slept it off and i was planning on grabbing as much as i could and going to my parents house and never seeing him again. This morning though, the police came. I guess the neigbhors called. They ended up taking him away in handcuffs. Its been a few hours now and I can't help but blame myself. Idk what to do.

Update - hi everyone. i honestly didnt expect to get so many responses and ive been overwhelmed to say the least. my dad is flying down soon and we are going to grab as much as we can and drive to my parents home. I'll probably lie low and go to therapy, etc. i am honestly still in shock and processing a lot of what has happened. I do want to thank everyone who has been so kind. I did feel really guilty about him going to jail so a lot of these comments really helped validate my feelings that i was in the right and not being crazy and I appreciate that a lot. apparently his bail has been posted by his dad and the lawyers are not letting him come home until my dad and i leave so that's good. I will probably look into a restaining order in the morning. thanks again for all the responses i feel bad i couldnt reply to any individually, but im still pr

Now that No Way Home has released domestically and not just across the pond, it's time for a new discussion thread.

We're also going to be easing up a little on spoiler restrictions now. Tagging spoilers is still required, but previously users would be banned for posting them at all, tagged or not.

What did you all think of the movie?

I am posting it here because only Indians would be able to interpret my situation correctly. Yesterday on my 2nd wedding anniversary my husband and I got into huge fight because he invited his sister but I wanted to celebrate my anniversary alone . He portrayed me as selfish fir wanting to celebrate my day according to my plan so as a result he didn't talked to me whole day that was 15 night to 16 noon and then when we talked during evening we got in to really heated argument and he slapped me and tried to choke me too. He cried and Said he was sorry but I just can't take it I am angry he has ki ho gayi galti ab kya karu What to do mine was a love marriage I can't tell this to my parents they would be heartbroken, I would rather die then make them unhappy

Edit - I think most of the comments are from people living in teir 1 cities or teir 2 fuck i am from a very small town and have lived my entire life in a joint family (my family is still joint with my mom dad grandmother chacha chachi my cousin my brother and my brother's wife and kid) It was very difficult for me to even say that i want to marry someone outside my caste but i did when i had no option left , it took hell for me to convince my parents but my mom asked me that you are willing to go against uour family for this boy be damn sure that you are 100 percent sure that he is worth it she fought with everyone for me she listened to every taunt for me and said that it's my daughter wedding and anyone who doesn't approve need not come to the wedding purs was avery close knit family my bua mausi everyone lives within radius of 20 km and has been part of my live since beginning. And i am in a government job and if tell my mother she will love me even more and she would never say me to compromise or stay but she would be heartbroken so i am not afraid to come out i am afraid to break my mom's heart and mine too. So no I am not afraid of log kya kahenge

Mi madre was a victim of domestic abuse before she separated from my father forever. HE threw her out on the streets after she gave birth because he didn't like the fact that my mother had a girl child. (Sob story 1- He was so excited to have a boy that he bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate his first son only to find out it was a daughter. He wanted mum to abort 'it'. Mum asked him to fuck off. He asked her for 3 lakh compensation, itza dowry, mum asked him to suck it and then began the abuse)

Anyway,

1. Don't go to rainbaseras or shelters if you've been thrown out. If you can't go to your parents or friends, instead go to the government hospitals. Ask them to evaluate you and call the police. IMMEDIATELY. Male police officers and sometimes female police officers tend to not file reports if you go to the station alone but in a hospital, it is mandatory for them to do so.
2. If you do not wish to divorce your husband, you can choose to legally separate from him. Do this before a judge. Don't just go tata bye bye on him. "I won't allow him the peace of having a second wife and a shit tonne of children by divorcing him." My mother's words, not mine.
3. Your husband's or wife's property is also your kid's property. Make sure you have copy of a will or some sort of a document declaring that. Every year, get the will checked before a lawyer to see if the man or woman altered the document. My dad gave me exactly 0% of anything so that's amazing. But I can still put a claim on it because I'm his only recognized living breathing child. All thanks to my dear mum.
4. Although marital rape isn't exactly recognized, you can always charge a man with sexual harassment, attempted murder (if you've got bruises on your neck from choking), and other related things. It depends on the severity of it. Yes, the Indian law is shitty. I know it and I hate it.
5. If you want to inflict maximum damage on the man, send a copy of your registered FIR to all his present and future workplaces. Sending it to the present company and past companies also works because that man won't be able to reference shit on his resume. Take a received copy of the same application as proof. Once an application has the received stamp, signature and date, the company cannot ignore it. Chances of him getting a show cause are low but some do happen to get it (very, extremely rare).
6. Always and I mean always, keep track of your lawyers. Our lawyer took a shit tonne of money from the said father and

So, being the nosy fellow that I am, I knocked on their front door.

The wife answered.

"How's your housemaid?" I asked her.

She thought for a moment, then said, "With bricks and cement, like most others."