A list of puns related to "The Domestics"
Dad: "Wrong, son. He was just taking a political stand."
It was fowl
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
It's a knee slapper
It really was a murder most fowl
The beef cattle farmer thought it was a silly policy and would greatly reduce his income from selling meat overseas....
The pig farmer disagreed, he thought it was a great opportunity for livestock farmers to benefit from higher profit margins in a strong domestic market with fewer overheads.
Feeling very passionate after a few beers, the beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
โThis time in 12 months, the government will have repealed this policy because itโs such a terrible idea... in fact, Iโm willing to bet on it. If Iโm wrong, and they donโt repeal it, Iโll give you my prized cow, Daisy. But if Iโm right, and they do repeal it, you have to give me free bacon for a yearโ.
The pig farmer is confident that the policy will be a success and wonโt be repealed. So he says โdealโ.
The beef farmer carries on:
โActually, I think this policy is going to be such a terrible failure that Iโll need to sell half of my cows to stay afloat... in fact, Iโm willing to bet on it. If Iโm wrong, and this policy doesnโt mean I need to sell half my cows, Iโll give you free steaks for a year. But if Iโm right, and I do need to sell half my cows, you have to give me your prized boar, pumbaโ.
The pig farmer is confident that the beef farmer wonโt need to sell any cows. So he says โdealโ.
12 months pass following the introduction of the live export ban. The government hasnโt repealed the policy, but unfortunately the beef farmer has had to sell most of his cows.
Both farmers reconvene at the pub. The beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
โWell, it seems you were right about one thing but wrong about the other...
So... You may have won the cattle, but youโve lost the boar!โ.
I suggested the male owl was trying to mate with the female. My friend said no, they were probably married and it was a domestic dispute. Our professor said, "maybe someone forgot to pay their owlimony."
I have so, so many...
"The Road Is Shut" by Elaine Closed. "I'm Outta Gas" by Phil McCarup "How To Tie Shoelaces" by Ben Doon "A Cliff Edge" by Eileen Dover "A Book Of Churches" by Cath Headrall "I've Eaten Too Much!" by Buster Gutt "A Book On Soft Cheeses" by Phil Adelphia
And finally, "A Book On Domestic Pets" by Rabi Tuch... (...Rabituch...) (Rabbit hutch)
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