If you come across a cow in post-apocalyptic times, you'd better not let it go.

That would be a missed steak.

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👤︎ u/ericn8886
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
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What do you serve post-apocalyptic children at birthday parties?

Prepperoni Pizza

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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What do you call a post apocalyptic family

a nuclear family

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👤︎ u/burrcook
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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So my dad has been calling everything "post-apocalyptic"

When I asked him about it, he said "everything that happens after December 21, 2012 is post-apocalyptic"

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📅︎ Dec 09 2013
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If all social media came to an end

It would be post apocalyptic

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📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Request for help remembering a joke

Hello,

I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.

Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:

It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.

Thank you

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