Domesticize Puns

A list of puns related to "Domesticize"

How do you call a baby born out of incest?

A domestic product

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👤︎ u/CringyTemmie
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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A dog can’t operate an MRI machine

But CAT Scan

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👤︎ u/barking_oinks
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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You know what's wild?

Stray dogs.

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👤︎ u/Living_Phantom
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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There's a bar called Church downtown Boston

Yesterday (Saturday) walking around the city

Me: Where do you wanna eat?

Her: We could go to Church

Me: Church is only open on Sundays

She hit me, that means it was a success right?

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👤︎ u/eaglessoar
📅︎ Jan 18 2015
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Pulled some culinary joke on my Girlfriend.

We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said

"That's better"

I look up and say

"No, that's batter"

She hit me.

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👤︎ u/War_Messiah
📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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My girlfriend was running her fingers through my chest hair and says...

"I love that you are hairy".

I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"

She hit me, she actually hit me for that.

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👤︎ u/ReverendKen
📅︎ Jan 19 2016
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My wife hit me...

Walking with my wife and 2 year old last night when my wife mentioned there was an open house a few blocks away. She asked if "you want to go and be snoopy." I responded "what do you want me to do, dance on a piano?" that's when she hit me.

update: 1583 upvotes? Holy crap... never thought my idiocy would pay off! (in fake points)

Update #2: Holy crap... thank you whoever got me the gold!

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👤︎ u/nanokazi
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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