My dad was telling me about the time he got stuck in a blizzard for 4 days with his dog sledding team. He ended up having to eat one of the dogs. I asked him if it was any good...
My dog ran away for 3 days.
I went to a zoo the other day, but the only animal they had was a single dog.
The other day, I opened the door to two policemen who told me “we’ve had reports from your neighbours that your dog was chasing a kid on a bike.”
I said, “that’s ridiculous. My dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.”
I am going to get a dog, name him 'Achilles', and train him to be a medical service dog so that one day I can give the command 'Achilles, Heel!' and confuse those people who like a good pun!
In the early days of COVID, the World Health Organization (WHO) forced families to lock down with their dogs―just in case the dogs could catch COVID. But then scientists determined dogs were immune to COVID.
You have dogs. You love them. You feed them everyday. But what if one day you suddenly die? Who will feed them?
I heard a wild dog moo the other day
Came home from work the other day and asked my dog how her day was.
Every dog has its day...
And that day is generally a chewsday!
My dog and I spent all day herding a flock of sheep up a steep incline. Just as we reached the peak, one of the sheep near the front slipped and triggered...
This morning the wife and I were trading "Dog Park Jokes of the Day."
Here was the best one: "Your dog smells so bad, I tried to pick him up with a plastic bag." Hit us with your best Dog Park jokes in the comments.
A man takes his dog, Ace, to the vet for him to be fixed. He comes back the next day, and finds his dog surrounded by an entire pack of fixed dogs.
For myself, I would want a dough-schund…
My dog’s been stuck on top of the house all day. I had no idea, until he started barking…
My neighbours’ dog is so annoying, he barks around 100 times a day.
That's just a ruff estimate.
Everyday when I get home I ask my dog how his day was but he always says the same thing.
Since it was a nice day, my neighbour suggested we go on a long dog walk.
I declined her offer because I don't own a long dog.
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
What did the dog say after a long day of work ?
They have all these designer dogs these days. I met a woman who crossed her Cocker Spaniel with a Maltese.
She now is the proud founder of a designer line of cockteases.
Hey everyone! I threw a ball for my dog the other day.
And I want to tell you, she looks GREAT in a formal gown.
Every dog has his day...
But when he has a broken tail, he has a weak-end
My dog died the other day.
I named my dog 6miles. So I can tell people I walk 6miles every day!
I got a dog and a cat from the animal shelter the other day.
Unfortunately we had to name the dog curiosity.
I was reading an amazing book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
I asked my dog what it is like to lay around all day, she shook her head and replied:
Did youhear about the dog that sat outside a hospital for an entire day
I got in trouble for trying to eat some hot dogs on a sunny day.
People at the dog park kept calling it "animal cruelty".
What's a dog's favorite day of the week?
The other day I was stood in a queue for the barbers, the line was so long they started handing out burgers and hot dogs.
Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too
I got a wooden dog the other day
He's all bark and no bite
When I got home I asked my dogs how their day was.
Mama dog asks papa dog how was his day at work. Papa dog says
I went to the zoo the other day and the animals consisted of a single dog.
I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one dog in it.
I went to a zoo the other day. It only had one animal. The animal was a dog.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it.
Everyday I come home and ask my dog how his day was... He always has the same answer...
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal in it a dog.
I asked my dog how his day was..
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it
I went to the zoo the other day, it was weird because it didn’t have any animals other than one dog
I went to the zoo the other day, but they only had one dog there...
Asked my dog how her day was going
I read a book about an immortal dog the other day.
it was impossible to put down.
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