Ruff.
It was a Shitzu.
I answered, because she (the dog) looks up to you.
She said, "Ruff"
I guess my accent is a little ruff.
But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
Ruff
But after I spotted it I saw it looked more like a Dalmatian
life is ruff
He's all bark and no bite
Microwaved hot dog
He was a frenching beach
I think he was Vietnam vet.
So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace but the dog notices this and starts to panic.
As he's about to run he sees some bones on the ground next to him, gets an idea and says loudly, "Mmm... That was some good lion meat!"
The lion screeches to a halt and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can" and then runs away.
Over in a tree, is a monkey who sees everything and realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion what happened and getting something in return.
So the monkey finds the lion and tells him what really happened.
The lion says to the monkey angrily, "Get on my back, we'll get him together".
So the monkey climbs on the lion's back and they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them, realizes what has happened and starts to panic even more.
But then he gets another idea and shouts, "Where is that monkey!?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
He wanted to be a hot dog.
He’s a good buoy
What a bitch.
I said, “No, they’re mine”
The dog barked
Because she put her hair in a bun.
The first guy says “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy, says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.”
His nickname went from Duncan Donuts to Duncan Nonuts.
cats always have a meowy Christmas
“Make me one with everything”
Bad Minton.
"What does that mean?" they asked.
"It just looks like you've had a ruff day."
... well, they have a weak end.
Ruff.
It was a Shih Tzu.
It was a Shih Tzu
It was a shih tzu.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.
I thought to myself “Oh man this is a Shitzu”
It was a shih tzu
As soon as I got him home he made a Bolt for the Door.
He said ruff
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
