A list of puns related to "Dog Adoption"
As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.
He called it Ma.
The lady at the vet: “what’s his name?”
Me: “The shelter told me his name is Toby”
Her: “Well, what does he think his name is?”
Me: “........ Kunte Kinte”
She didn’t get it. Once in a lifetime joke wasted.
We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door
First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.
He got a long little doggie.
...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!
(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)
Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire
I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.
Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."
He kept on Biden me
Told me the only dog I need is a sleep lab
She got a Golden Retreiver
And that look.....that's the look we all know and love. A truly well executed dad joke.
To tell my dog he is adopted?
So we (my sister Shannen, my girlfriend Kallie, and my dad) are adopting a dog today and we are waiting in line for the centert to open.
Shannen: I hear they have a bunch of pit bull mixes.
Me: Do you guys want a pit bull?
Kallie: Pit Bulls are super sweet, it just depends on how they're raised
Dad: I don't know... I don't really like his music
My wife called me up from the animal shelter the other day wanting to adopt a dog. Since money is tight current, I specifically said "0 canine". Now I'm the proud owner of 9 German shepherd pups and will from now on pronounce "0" as "Zero".
While talking about a new dog her roommate adopted this week.
Me: "What kind of dog is she?"
Sister: "She's a boxer." Me: "Oh cool, does she wear gloves?"
Sister: "Uhg, you are so funny."
She did a good job poker facing the tornado of laughter inside of her
Him: Why did the Cowboy adopt a Wiener Dog?
Me: Oh boy here it comes... why?
Him: Because he wanted to get a long little doggie...
The Dad is strong with my Bro
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door
But as son as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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