If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor...

Who is.

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Did yo know that in "Avengers: Infinity War," the reason they didn't make a Sherlock joke, despite having RDJ and Cumberbatch share the screen...

... is that the writers thought it would hit to close to Holmes.

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Internet Puns

A great bundle of Internet puns; enjoy!

You despise Microsoft FrontPage as a web editing tool and as extensions to your webserver.


You can answer the question β€˜is the internet broken’ without laughing.


You can spot the theme behind the following list: RedHat, SuSE, Debian, Caldera, Slackware.


You can feel the load a server is under without actually checking statistics. It β€˜just isn’t running right’ actually makes sense.


You maintain more than four websites and do not have time for a personal web page.


You know all of the following people by reputation and can explain what they’ve done that is relevant to your world: Steve Case, Linus Torvalds, Eric Allman, Sanford Wallace.


You know what TCP/IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, and DUN. You like acronyms.


I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it β€œBang”. I mean, think about it.. β€œI BANGED Emma Watson last night.”


The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI…


On the Internet you can be anything you want. It’s so strange that many people choose to be stupid.


Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile…


Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter. When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can’t find him.


A press release: β€œYesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence.”


Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting β€œLive life full”. That’s just 3 random words. I’m going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.


Facebook: β€œMy kids are perfect.” Instagram: β€œMy kids are beautiful.” Twitter: β€œMy kids are why I drink.”


The facts on this website are Chuck Norris’ smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.


Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!


What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? An URLologist.

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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...

then Who is.

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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...

...Then Who is.

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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...

Then Who is.

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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...

Then Who is.

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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world

then Who is

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