Districts Of Norway Puns

So when they come back they can Scandinavian.

I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

So they can Scandinavian

https://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/ansatt-pa-ulleval-sykehus-smittet-av-coronavirus/72194321 (in norwegian)

Edit: (found out edits might be better than comments) it is now confirmed that a co-worker of the doctor testet positive. So even more patients then.

Edit: turns out the doctor called the hospital after getting mild symptoms and asked if he should be testet. Was told no, and to come to work even though corona starts mild. The reason: not enough equipment to test everyone with mild symptoms.

As I'm almost certain none of you have heard of me before this, I'd like to offer a brief background of myself, as well as a short overview of my platform.

I was born at Harris Regional, but I'm a native Franklinite. I grew up in a trailer off Airport Road in Franklin, my father worked construction for Schmitt Builders under Big George. My mother worked as a bookkeeper for Britthaven, now called Macon Valley Nursing home. I spent almost my entire childhood in Burningtown, and to this day, I'm proud of my blue collar roots.

I graduated from Franklin High (go Panthers!) in 2009, and joined the US Navy in 2012. I served at Fort Gordon, GA, and on Joint Base Little Creek, VA as an intel analyst and later an instructor, before returning to my hometown in October just past.

I have two sons, the stars in my eyes, and one ex wife.

I'm not a great orator, but neither was Moses. I believe that the people of this district have had enough of high dollar, fancy speaking politicians, and we need someone who listens to us.

I want to support the people of this district, first. Not outside interests. I want to help the veterans of WNC, and I want to hear what the people here believe. It baffles me that in this wonderful region, blessed with the most beautiful vistas anywhere in the world, more than 15% are living below the poverty line.

We need jobs here, but more than that, we need a living wage. We cannot afford to spoil the natural wonder that is the Great Smokey Mountains, and I don't want to see the people here having to bow and smile for tourists, just to make a dollar that won't stretch till tomorrow.

To make the jobs we need happen, we need proper education. 13% of adults in this region don't have a high school diploma, and as a product of our public school system, I can promise you that in some areas, that diploma is not much.

I'm not going to pretend to you that I'm the smartest person in this district, I'm not even the smartest person in my household. But I am smart enough to recognize that if you choose to elect me, I will talk to experts on every bill that I see before I vote, and I will welcome your calls. I've done the math, and on the low end, I can easily guarantee that I can talk to 4 people of this district per day; but more importantly, with technology being what it is, I can get feedback constantly, and I will listen. I want to know what the people think, not just about my performance, but how they want to see me vote.

Ask me anything, but

#FT: Norway 1-1 Australia

#Norway wins 4-1 on penalties

Norway scorers: Isabell Herlovsen (31')

Australia scorers: Elise Kellond-Knight (83')

Venue: Allianz Riviera

LINE-UPS

Norway

Ingrid Hjelmseth, Maria Thorisdottir, Maren Mjelde, Kristine Minde, Ingrid Moe Wold (Synne Skinnes Hansen), Ingrid Engen, Vilde Boe Risa, Guro Reiten, Karina Saevik (Frida Maanum), Isabell Herlovsen (Lisa-Marie Utland), Caroline Graham Hansen.

Subs: Elise Thorsnes, Cecilie Fiskerstrand, Amalie Vevle Eikeland, Oda Marie Hove Bogstad, Therese Sessy Asland, Emilie Nautnes, Stine Hovland, Cecilie Redisch Kvamme.

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Australia

Lydia Williams, Steph Catley, Alanna Kennedy, Elise Kellond-Knight (Clare Polkinghorne), Ellie Carpenter (Amy Harrison), Tameka Yallop, Chloe Logarzo, Emily van Egmond (Karly Roestbakken), Sam Kerr, Caitlin Foord, Hayley Raso (Emily Gielnik).

Subs: Aivi Luik, Teigen Allen, Lisa De Vanna, Mackenzie Arnold, Katrina Gorry, Teagan Micah, Gema Simon, Mary Fowler.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

31' Goal! Norway 1, Australia 0. Isabell Herlovsen (Norway) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Karina Saevik with a through ball.

42' Australia gets awarded a penalty for a handball inside the box by Maria Thorisdottir. But after review the decision gets overturned by VAR.

53' Kristine Minde (Norway) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

72' Substitution, Norway. Frida Maanum replaces Karina Saevik.

74' Substitution, Australia. Emily Gielnik replaces Hayley Raso.

77' Substitution, Norway. Lisa-Marie Utland replaces Isabell Herlovsen because of an injury.

83' Goal! Norway 1, Australia 1. Elise Kellond-Knight (Australia) scores with a direct corner!

90'+2' [Caroline Graham Hansen's

so when they come back home they can Scandinavian.