My wife said, βYou really have no sense of direction, do you?β
I said, βWhere did that come from?β
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iβm right speechless.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, βThis is the way.β
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
For my next car, Iβm going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Topical...
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do you call a direct uprising of cows?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
They want to reboot Speed with One Direction
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︎ Nov 01 2020
No sense of direction...
My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A good sense of direction will get you places
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︎ Sep 07 2020
The founder of modern study.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. βYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,β I told her. βDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.β
βWhy?β she asked.
βBecause thatβs what makes it beautiful.β
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Did you know the film βSpeedβ had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called βVelocityβ.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
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︎ May 04 2020
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why did the pilot get sent to his room
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...
...so I packed up and right!
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.
I packed up my things and right!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
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︎ Feb 24 2020
My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
For my next car, Iβm thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
Itβll be my Civic duty.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
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︎ Apr 22 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ May 14 2020
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction
Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
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