I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts if you ask me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?

He dyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapstossaway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.

Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.

Chemist 2 : takes litmus paper and dips it into the glass

Chemist 1 : You don’t trust me?

Chemist 2 : It was just a lye detector test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonevolffe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender reaches for some larger mugs, but as he places them next to the cups, it becomes obvious that even these will be too small for the pigs.

Seeing the man struggle to continue holding them, the bartender runs to the kitchen for help.

A cook emerges, holding several large measuring cups. "Sorry, I just used these to make a batch of cheese dip, but they're all yours!"

The man carefully plops each pig into its respective gooey yellow cup.

Arms exhausted, breathing heavily, he drops into a stool at the end of the bar, between his tiny friends and a beautiful girl.

He glances her way, gasping coyly. "Hey...I'm...Tom."

She smiles, having watched the whole ordeal. "Hi Tom, I'm Liz. And if you don't mind me asking..." she laughs, looking over his shoulder, "what was that all about?"

He glances back at the bar. "Yeah...sorry," he pants. "I wanted...to impress you, but...it turned out to be...a pretty cheesy...pig-cup line."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Embarrassed the wife at a party with this one

Host dips her chip into a bowl of taco dip, breaks chip, new person arrives at the front door, host gives up and walks away with chip stuck in dip.

Person next to me: "Wow, she just left it in there."

Me: "Yeah, she abandoned chip..."

Wife just groans and walks away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0ck_l0bster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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Cheese!

A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.

The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.

C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!

M: K.....So?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altus-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My Mom convinced the family to go watch the sunset...

...and we're all standing there watching the sun dip into the ocean when my Dad says "I can't see it--the sun's in my eyes."

I think we were the only ones who laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnomaly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,

It’s pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pale_Society
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RymNumeroUno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepmojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Crafty lil buggers

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepmojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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