Dinning Puns

I told her “No I would rather wrestle for it”.

O Din Son!

I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.

So, a little backstory, one of my dad's friends just came over one day about a year ago, and brought 7 bottles of wine, we asked him (Me and my parents) why he did that, he replied with:

Whynot?

Then after staring at us for 15 seconds with this face, he repeated:

WINE OT

For comedic value I would've said "Then he just left without saying another word" But he did stay and we invited him over for dinner.

Christmas was at Mom's house this year. She has to buy at least 10 lbs of sugar to make all the treats and candy that everyone wants. She has all of the candy and pies and things on the counter in the dinning room. As family members arrived and everyone made their way passed the dinning room my niece(14) came in.

Her: You've been standing in here for a while.

Me: Yup, it's the sweetest spot in the house.

So this happened a couple of years ago. I worked in a room of about 40 engineers. Someone on a different team always had his phone on loud, and his ringtone set as the Friends theme (which soon became pretty annoying)

Anyway, one afternoon, the offender had gone for a cigarette but left his phone behind. Phone rings, and no-one dares answer his phone for him, so we all ignore it and eventually they ring off.

Moments later, same thing happens, I think it gets through the intro and into the first verse before they ring off.

Silence. We breathe a sigh of relief. They've given up.

...

*Ding digading ding dinga din...

Someone in the office yells "HE IS ON A BREAK"

Watching the Chargers-Bengals game, one of the Bengals defensive linemen is named Gilberry.

My dad says, "If his first name was Din, he would be Din Gilberry." Followed by a solid 30 seconds of laughter.

He will make puns based on players names at least once every game.