A list of puns related to "Dick's Sporting Goods"
It was quite the oar deal.
This just happened...we get home from doing some Xmas shopping at a certain sporting goods store and my teenage daughter says...
"DAD! Where is your Dick's bag?"
I say "That's inappropriate" .... She looks at me curious like WTH are you talking about
I then say "We call it a condom."
She... pauses for a moment ... then "oh... MY GOD!"... and hysterical "I can't believe you just said that" type laughing ensues
My mom was talking to my dad on speaker phone and I walked into the room at the perfect time.
Dad: I was thinking we could just get her a gift card to Dick's (sporting goods).
Mom:You can't get a girl a gift card to Dick's...
Me: Why not? Girls love Dicks.
I couldn't resist...
So I work at Dick's sporting goods, at the flagship store meaning that we are the largest store in the United States. Had a guy come in, clearly impressed with the store. I proceeded to tell him how we were the largest store around. Without missing a beat he replied "So how's it feel to be working for the biggest Dick's in America"
My parents are currently looking for kayaks. So they decided to check online.
My dad was searching for kayaks online.
Mom: "Are you looking at Dick's (Sporting Goods)!?"
Dad: " No! I'm looking at kayaks!"
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