There was an amazing discount on canoes at Dick' s sporting goods.

It was quite the oar deal.

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📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Borderline Inappropriate Dad Joke

This just happened...we get home from doing some Xmas shopping at a certain sporting goods store and my teenage daughter says...

"DAD! Where is your Dick's bag?"

I say "That's inappropriate" .... She looks at me curious like WTH are you talking about

I then say "We call it a condom."

She... pauses for a moment ... then "oh... MY GOD!"... and hysterical "I can't believe you just said that" type laughing ensues

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📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Proud of myself for this one

My mom was talking to my dad on speaker phone and I walked into the room at the perfect time.

Dad: I was thinking we could just get her a gift card to Dick's (sporting goods).

Mom:You can't get a girl a gift card to Dick's...

Me: Why not? Girls love Dicks.

I couldn't resist...

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📅︎ Feb 07 2015
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Best customer ever

So I work at Dick's sporting goods, at the flagship store meaning that we are the largest store in the United States. Had a guy come in, clearly impressed with the store. I proceeded to tell him how we were the largest store around. Without missing a beat he replied "So how's it feel to be working for the biggest Dick's in America"

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📅︎ Jul 12 2014
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Dad dad-jokes my mom

My parents are currently looking for kayaks. So they decided to check online.

My dad was searching for kayaks online.

Mom: "Are you looking at Dick's (Sporting Goods)!?"

Dad: " No! I'm looking at kayaks!"

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📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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