You ask nicely
...he tells the owner and bartender that heβs a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.
Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. βWhat IS that?β βThatβs my signature almond daiquiriβ, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him itβs delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.
Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that heβs run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.
The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, βThatβs not an almond daiquiri, Dick!β And Dick says, βNo, itβs a hickory daiquiri, Doc!β.
Dic-traitor
Especially when his name is Steve.
He's just a product of our times
I said, βWell, you gotta go to dinner first.β
Or is it just me...
It was a flop.
A moo-D
I just meant I'm uncircumcised.
Itβs a long one
Dick gray, son!
Poppa Boner
He said his underpants fit like a glove
That was some time whale spent.
Whale shit!
She was just pulling my leg.
Sometimes it gets hard for no reason
He goes around telling people heβs a self stroking Dick. True story.
Especially because his nameβs Steve.
Buy him dinner first!
