Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.
Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
It dice.
Because then it's a pair-a-dice
A Yaht-Zi
Now I am waiting for craps.
He wanted to get a taste of paradice.
Urine luck
Him:"Do you know 300-sided die exists"
'...'
"They are called golf balls"
I admit it was a crappy thing to do.
I was trying to die them.
is "yacht-sea"
...And my mom says "no, there were cards, why?"
To which my dad responds, "oh that's too bad. If they needed an understudy, the director could say 'And tonight, the role of dice will be played by...'"
My mom just gave me the "why did I marry this guy" look. It was a nice moment.
