Dadjoked my own dad

Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"

Me: "Cut off your nose"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chibolamoo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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My husbandโ€™s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future childrenโ€”hereโ€™s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.

I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.

DH: Oh man, theyโ€™re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much theyโ€™d gopher....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lifeinsuitcase
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Why I don't follow golf

Me: "Ooo, the ball just landed in the tall grass."

DH: "Awww, that's rough."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AssassinChicken
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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