He told me they’re possessed.
Deviled eggs
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
They were hot as hell.
Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.
"The Poach Coach"
Popular dishes:
- Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
- Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
- The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
- The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
- The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
- Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
Probably angel food cake.
No deviled eggs.
Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.
Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.
Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).
Keep it going!
Deviled Eggs
Deviled eggs.
So some friends and I were at the breakfast buffet at a hotel (road trip).
Friend #1: Hey look, deviled eggs!
Me: No those are just boiled eggs.
Other friend: Yea deviled eggs are prepared with some other stuff in it.
Friend #1: Yea yea whatever
15 minutes later, going for seconds
Friend #1: Hey, pass me a deviled egg.
All of us: It's just boiled, not deviled!
Friend #1: Relax, I'm just yolking around.
He was too proud of that one. Us, not so much..
Me: Dad how long do you think boiled eggs stay good for?
Dad: Until they become deviled
