Bought some deviled eggs recently.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peters209
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My dad told me he’s not gonna eat my deviled eggs this thanksgiving.

He told me they’re possessed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warus157
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Devilled Egg drawn by me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunaBug235
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I made my devilled eggs a little too spicy.

They were hot as hell.

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What happened when the chicken became possessed?

It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
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What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs

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My food truck idea

Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.

"The Poach Coach"

Popular dishes:

  1. Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
  2. Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
  3. The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
  4. The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
  5. The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
  6. Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibombs85
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What would Jesus eat?

Probably angel food cake.

No deviled eggs.

Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.

Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.

Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).

Keep it going!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit4nag
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do wicked chickens lay?

Deviled eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravenwarrior131
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What food is forbidden at a church banquet?

Deviled Eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/em3179
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What does satan eat for breakfast?

Deviled eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottManleyFan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Too early for Dad jokes

So some friends and I were at the breakfast buffet at a hotel (road trip).

Friend #1: Hey look, deviled eggs!

Me: No those are just boiled eggs.

Other friend: Yea deviled eggs are prepared with some other stuff in it.

Friend #1: Yea yea whatever

15 minutes later, going for seconds

Friend #1: Hey, pass me a deviled egg.

All of us: It's just boiled, not deviled!

Friend #1: Relax, I'm just yolking around.

He was too proud of that one. Us, not so much..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpslayer27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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Dads on egg safety

Me: Dad how long do you think boiled eggs stay good for?

Dad: Until they become deviled

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What do evil chickens lay?

Deviled Eggs.

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