I think my wife is developing Alzheimer's.

She said, she can't remember what she saw in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I'm developing a fear of German sausages

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massattcker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I'm developing a game which simulates your parents using the internet.

It's called the Elder Scrolls Online.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etaksjacks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I heard Apple is developing a new car

But they were having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lajarus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:

He was missing a key element the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My son’s back is developing a hunch from sitting too much in front of the pc, so our doctor recommended that he wear an othopedic corset.

I call it the heir straightener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ampdrool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Apple has been developing a new medical device...

Its called the iHurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwro1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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They're developing a pill for premature ejaculation.

It's not out yet, but it's coming soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatWhiteSnark82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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NBC is developing a new realistic docudrama about Abraham Lincoln.

The finale will be shot before a live audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Apple are developing a new app for M.I.5

It's called the iSpy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodEmprahBidoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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NBC is developing a TV series called Avoidable Airline Tragedies.

They just shot the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I’m developing a new sport which involves a baseball, a shot put, a discus and a javelin.

It is called β€œThe Game Of Throwns”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...

They call it antacid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derivedintegral
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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DEVELOPING STORY...

I sent my roll of film to the photo lab yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaaannn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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TIL in the late 2000s RIM was developing a voice interface to compete with Apple’s soon-to-be revealed Siri.

Hal-E-Berry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Developing a Complex

Me-"Is my neck really that big " in reference to a drawing my friend did of me.

Mom- be careful or you are going to develop a complex

Dad- in passing says, "develop a duplex and we can live together."

Mom and I- sigh and eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegoodwookie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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I'm developing a new cologne for introverts

Leave me the Fuh Cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodDReaper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I'm developing a phobia for German sausages.

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NavSystemTom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Im developing fear of sausages

I fear the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robden25
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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