Left Ctrl is more famous than Right Ctrl but deservedly so
It takes a lot more pressure to do its thing
I know these puns and the sub they came from deserve to be huckleburied in an unmarked grave. But please grant me Clemensy.
Does this deserve to be here?
Please just take my money you deserve it
This deserves more recognition.
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
Last week I ordered a bust of me because I thought I deserved it.
It turns out I just got ahead of myself.
What do the laziest people deserve?
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
I’m gonna buy cereal with my COVID relief money.
I named my dog Achilles.
He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.
This really deserves a place here
If I could be a superhero I'd be Aluminum man...
That way I could foil crime.
It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
The crowd doesn’t deserve MC-Dino...
What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys
Why does nobody in Antarctica have Covid-19?
Because they're too ice-o-lated
What do you deserve thats also a type of bagel?
This just happened at a softball game and didn’t get the props it deserved.
My son was playing with a fly. It’s wings were messed up so it couldn’t fly away. He was holding it and said, “Daddy, this fly’s wings are broke.” I said, “then it’s not a fly, it’s a walk.”
I got utter silence from the people around me, though my daughter giggled a little.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
Why should you write “republican” in lower case?
Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
Dad joke with props.
For Christmas my dad gave me and my siblings a stocking full of coal. Also in the stocking was stock certificates for coal companies.
He wore a well deserved shit eating grin all day.
What genre are national anthems?
The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
They say firefighters deserve a pay rise
But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor
Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?
There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.
I think everyone should get married at some point in life
Noone deserves to be happy forever
You know, rewind doesn't get the credit it deserves...
...it's just as fast as forward.
Thought this deserved to be here
Not mine, but it deserve to be here
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