Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road
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︎ Apr 22 2021
How many disappointed dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How would I know? Youβve made me the proudest dad alive.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Elon musk will be disappointed
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do microwave dinners and disappointed movie directors have in common?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
William Shatner, Star Trekβs Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched womenβs underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying βShatner Pantiesβ.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Played a game with friends...was not disappointed!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
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︎ Oct 14 2020
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My manager gave me a disappointed look when he saw my doodle.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
So THATβS what happens when a diety gets disappointed...
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︎ Sep 08 2020
My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......
I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I was driving through Portland, Augusta, and Bangor and was disappointed that I couldn't find any lobster.
I thought that was their Maine attraction.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I was disappointed in the synonym toast,
because it was just warm bread.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping itβll blow but Iβm disappointed.. every time!
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︎ May 21 2020
Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG
I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I met mr. T and I was very disappointed!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I shot 3 under on 18 holes today but I'm still pretty disappointed.
My performance was really subpar.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why were margarine's parents disappointed in her?
They had raised her butter.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Iβve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I was so disappointed, I moped for a while.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
My wife was disappointed with the castle shaped clock I bought for her birthday....
But itβs the fort that counts.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I just got back from an animal park and I was disappointed there was only a small dog there.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My date was really excited when I invited her over for cocktails, but she left extremely disappointed.
She didnβt want to hear stories about my rooster.
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︎ May 26 2020
I bought a bag of bird seed and I'm SO disappointed...
Not a single bird grew after I planted it.
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︎ May 05 2020
Was looking for some coconut milk, wasn't disappointed
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I was watching a womenβs boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
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︎ May 15 2020
Why were the vegan parents disappointed when their son became interested in astronomy?
He was looking into meteor showers.
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︎ May 10 2020
I'm so disappointed in this generation
These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title
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︎ Jul 06 2019
My wife was disappointed when she found out why my friends call me βThe Love Machineβ.
Because I suck at tennis.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Stopped for some noodles and needed to finish some work. Was no disappointed.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was βThe Love Machine.β
Itβs because I sucked at tennis.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My daughter and I had Chinese food for lunch. She was disappointed when her cookie was empty inside.
I told her βthatβs unfortunateβ.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
My wife was disappointed when I told her our vacation was going camping
"But you said that this trip would be exciting." She said,
I replied, "Correction, I said that it would be In-tents."
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Everyone disappointed when I married my horse
I don't get why though, my family has been doing it for centauries.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Why was the Asian Dad always disappointed in the programmer kid?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Why were the cannibals disappointed when they went to a cocktail party?
They were told there would be finger food.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
I was disappointed in the elevator
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︎ May 26 2020
I just watched a documentary about graphical functions, and was a little disappointed.
The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I'm very disappointed with my medium fries
These aren't medium, they are not spicy at all!
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︎ Jan 09 2020
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